Felt Guilty?

[stealthy1 3,964]

Well! The story went like this, I have a good mate, you know the sort, will do anything for anybody, so when he rang me with a small rabbit problem, I was only to keen to sort it out for him, as you would do for any of your buddies So I arrived at his house at dinner time to survey his garden, we sat down at the dinner table to talk, which I thought was a little strange for him here's a cup of tea and a large chunk of fruit cake mate he said. Its a bit tricky this little job, next door has a young lad, he suffers from Downs Syndrome so you'll have to be careful, no problem I said, I can tell the difference between a kid and a rabbit, my eyesight isn't that bad That's not the problem mate he said? So what is I enquired? The little lad has a rabbit that he absolutely adores, but the little f**ker walks round his garden throwing it up in the air, cruel little tw@t I replied, followed by I cant whack it in his garden, that's not right, thinking I had swerved round this problem, eating my cake as fast as I could just in case he took it back, because as you can gather, I was not up for this little job one bit, in fact I'd lost interest in the whole idea. No mate he said, its easy, the little tw@t throws the rabbit to high sometimes, and it comes over the fence into my garden, gulp! the cake was stuck in my throat, and half a cup of tea didn't wash it down. I said, yer but, no but, I was stuck? F**k it I thought, its just a rabbit, all be it some poor kids best friend maybe. So I talked myself into it, saying to my buddy, you owe me big time, yeah! no problem he said. Ok, what time does the kid get home from school? he goes to a special school so he's home just after dinner, he'll be playing with his rabbit while his mum makes his dinner, that's when he's most hyperactive and chuck it the highest. Ok I said. Right! I'm off out blurbed my buddy, f**k that I said, what if the job goes tits up, I could get arrested, you'll be fine, there's more tea in the pot, and you can finish the fruit cake if you want, some consolation I thought. I could here the clock in the kitchen ticking loudly, then I heard two car doors slam next door, oh bo***cks I said to my self, how the f**k did I get myself into this. BANG! the patio doors burst open, D day I thought, I could hear the kid running up and down the garden, I was hoping the rabbit would be thrown in someone else's garden, then I could f**k off and make endless excuses about not having the time to come back and finish the job, but all that went out the window when I saw the rabbit in mid air flying over the fence onto my buddies patio, right, cross hairs on its head, WHACK! and it spun across the patio towards his herb garden, job done, I felt a tad guilty, but a jobs a job, right? Well my price was tea and fruit cake, I'd been well paid, and was now on my way. I've not shown the end of day pix due to the amount of red stuff, its up to you if you look.

 

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Keep at them you lead flingers!

 

 

[The one 8,468]

Murder

[PIL 7]

What a kunt on both counts :laugh:

[tilfertilfer 706]

ffs new ya wunt kill some kids pet lol

[Sjt657 191]

Almost fell for that !!!!!!!

[goz1960 52]

Very good.

[AR177 588]

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[Skot Ruthless Teale 1,701]

good job the kid didn't have a real pet bunny... you truly are psycho :laugh:

[evenbad 8]

Naughty naughty very naughty! had me sucked right in you little rabbit raper lol

[j j m 6,537]

nearly had me

[walshie 2,804]

Had me going. My first question was going to be why the f*ck did your mate throw it back every night?

[rabbitcatcher 1 287]

Nice one mate

It tickled me that did

Rc1

[Kent_keith 46]

It was female as well, how could you?

[secretagentmole 1,701]

I think it was justifiable, the rabbit had been suffering extreme cruelty, I mean, look how he has treated the poor thing, one leg is longer than the other, so you can tell which one was predominantly used to launch it herb garden wards!

[silentshot1 206]

It was the kindest thing to do, given the circumstances.