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They sell bacon in the corner shops although they detest bacon. They sell alcohol although they detest drink. They sell lottery tickets although they are against gambling. They don't seem to mind if a

I couldn't care less whether she likes bacon or not. British people in Britain do. I was more concerned that Reed were doing this because they "assumed" she would be offended, but she must have run wh

Back to the original story, where will this end? Will butchers shops one day be fined for displaying pork chops in the window? Or supermarkets?   What about cafes where the smell of bacon might waft

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Man who put up sign banning non-Asians from his property let off by judge

 

no_white_allowed.jpgA man who put up a sign outside of his home threatening any non-Asians who called there, or who talked to the residents, with violence has been let off by a judge.

Vaseem Gova, of Parkhurst Road, Sutton, was handed an absolute discharge after appearing at Croydon Magistrates charged with a public order offence – because of “exceptional circumstances” namely that he faced losing his tenancy if convicted.

According to the Sutton Guardian, the sign read:

vaseem_gova.jpg“An Asian family occupy this property. If you are not Asian or a member of my family you MUST seek permission from the estate management before attempting to talk to anyone from this household.

“Failure to adhere to this heartfelt advice will render your life a misery and threats of serious assault and carjacking will reign upon you so fast that you will wonder why this street is not called Parkhurst Prison.”

Wonder if a sympathetic judge would have let off someone who put up a “no Asians allowed or you’ll be seriously assaulted” sign outside of their home.

You know the answer, their feet wouldn’t touch the ground and not one judge would give a damn about their tenancy.

Funny how it seems that the law is more lenient and sympathetic towards certain groups of people than others.

 

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Man who put up sign banning non-Asians from his property let off by judge

 

no_white_allowed.jpgA man who put up a sign outside of his home threatening any non-Asians who called there, or who talked to the residents, with violence has been let off by a judge.

Vaseem Gova, of Parkhurst Road, Sutton, was handed an absolute discharge after appearing at Croydon Magistrates charged with a public order offence – because of “exceptional circumstances” namely that he faced losing his tenancy if convicted.

According to the Sutton Guardian, the sign read:

vaseem_gova.jpg“An Asian family occupy this property. If you are not Asian or a member of my family you MUST seek permission from the estate management before attempting to talk to anyone from this household.

“Failure to adhere to this heartfelt advice will render your life a misery and threats of serious assault and carjacking will reign upon you so fast that you will wonder why this street is not called Parkhurst Prison.”

Wonder if a sympathetic judge would have let off someone who put up a “no Asians allowed or you’ll be seriously assaulted” sign outside of their home.

You know the answer, their feet wouldn’t touch the ground and not one judge would give a damn about their tenancy.

Funny how it seems that the law is more lenient and sympathetic towards certain groups of people than others.

 

 

 

He's only up the road from me. Fortunately I have no wish to fraternise with filthy shitc*nts like him, so I don't have to "worry" about his idle threats.

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Back to the original story, where will this end? Will butchers shops one day be fined for displaying pork chops in the window? Or supermarkets?

 

What about cafes where the smell of bacon might waft out the door and offend one of the sensitive darlings?

 

What about me in my own house? I might be spotted though the window tucking into a bacon sarnie. Pubs and pork scratchings?

 

Here's an idea, instead of being offended by things that are perfectly natural in Britain, either learn to live with it, or go and live somewhere else like.....for instance...your own country?

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No big surprise as they hold us "Kuffas" (non muslims) in absolute contempt.

Anyway here's Sharika Sacranies LinkedIn profile - It very helpfully gives her email address and work telephone number should anyone wish to contact her and ask her why she acted in the way she did. http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/sharika-bella-sacranie/5a/a7/153

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Know what bugs me more than her, if fecking possible, the total wankpig of a boss who should have had the balls to say, fcuk off you whinging boot and give yourself a shake.

Tell you what, they're whinging about needing protection after reprisals for that young soldiers murder, me personally I think they've been damned lucky I actually thought it would have been a damn sight worse, it bloody should have been.

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No big surprise as they hold us "Kuffas" (non muslims) in absolute contempt.

Anyway here's Sharika Sacranies LinkedIn profile - It very helpfully gives her email address and work telephone number should anyone wish to contact her and ask her why she acted in the way she did. http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/sharika-bella-sacranie/5a/a7/153

 

Did you notice every single one of the people who viewed her proflie were "non-English"?

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No big surprise as they hold us "Kuffas" (non muslims) in absolute contempt.

Anyway here's Sharika Sacranies LinkedIn profile - It very helpfully gives her email address and work telephone number should anyone wish to contact her and ask her why she acted in the way she did. http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/sharika-bella-sacranie/5a/a7/153

 

Did you notice every single one of the people who viewed her proflie were "non-English"?

She also previously worked for a number of businesses who served the Asian community.

Put into her first multi cultural role and she blows a gasget.

 

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You got a point there Walshie; say im walking past a muzzie eating a pack of pork scratchings (and im addicted to those :tongue2: ) can he or she go running off complaining to someone because ive cause offense? :blink: Looking at this original story we are definitely heading down this road. Worrying!

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Is this really a true story? I am sceptical this could really be genuine, if you lost out on a good job because of something so blatantly bullshit wouldn't you kick up more than a fuss than to tell them to 'sod off'?

 

Although I did work with Muslims and some of them complained about the work computer's screensaver having food on it because it was ramadam! I thought that took the piss but they didn't change it just because they got offended, no-one ever has the right to not be offended.

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