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but I will say that a woman needs a man more than a man needs a woman........................... :laugh:

:laugh: now that's what I'm talking about :laugh: I think god invented woman to bleed one a month to relieve pressure :D

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prob invented to cut a steak they cooked

I think instead of ridiculing the poor man he should have been applauded. I'll bet a woman couldn't put a fork through her boot and miss every toe

ah but he got out of doing the gardening an got a new pair of boots out it

 

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but I will say that a woman needs a man more than a man needs a woman........................... :laugh:

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle !

 

(except to open jars, and get rid of spiders, and reach the top shelves )

 

 

well there you go you'd have a house full of spiders and unopened jars on top shelves if it wasn't for men :D

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I think the question is like "What is better - a sports car or a 4X4?" Both are better than the other - at certain things.

 

Men are better at being fat and getting away with it. Women can't use beergut as an excuse.

 

Women are better at thinking about clouds and kittens. :laugh:

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no comment on this one :tongue2: .

 

but I will say that a woman needs a man more than a man needs a woman........................... :laugh:

:laugh: now that's what I'm talking about :laugh: I think god invented woman to bleed one a month to relieve pressure :D

 

 

thats it you've gone to far i'm out :nono::laugh: .......................you might have point there :laugh:

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I think the question is like "What is better - a sports car or a 4X4?" Both are better than the other - at certain things.

 

Men are better at being fat and getting away with it. Women can't use beergut as an excuse.

 

Women are better at thinking about clouds and kittens. :laugh:

The fat thing, do you think that's more to do with guys not giving a f**k about guys but everyone cares about woman's looks lol.

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Obviously women are complex - it's why you guys like us. Opposites attract and all that :laugh: I don't want Si to move my paving slabs - which are, in fact, 3x2's - because then I'd have to put up with his company. Guess if he brought the missus up that would be ok tho, we could sit and bitch about people whilst he worked :laugh:

 

And RAW I will say this: I would much rather be wanted than needed. Anyone other than my kids needing me would be tiresome :laugh:

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Has woman invented anything? I know they probably weren't allowed to lol but they've had about 50 odd years now and what have they come up with :hmm:

 

Women have invented quite a few things. Some of interest to men, and others less so. :laugh:

 

The circular saw, the bra, the fridge, rolling pin, windscreen wipers and suspenders to name a few.

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Has woman invented anything? I know they probably weren't allowed to lol but they've had about 50 odd years now and what have they come up with :hmm:

 

Here you go baw ... we women can count the circular saw amongst our inventions so put that in yer pipe!

 

http://www.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/10-things-that-women-invented.htm#page=4

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Obviously women are complex - it's why you guys like us. Opposites attract and all that :laugh: I don't want Si to move my paving slabs - which are, in fact, 3x2's - because then I'd have to put up with his company. Guess if he brought the missus up that would be ok tho, we could sit and bitch about people whilst he worked :laugh:

 

And RAW I will say this: I would much rather be wanted than needed. Anyone other than my kids needing me would be tiresome :laugh:

3x2's he'll be f***ing drooling :laugh: if you know his wife, get in contact, she sorts out all his volunteer work :laugh:

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women are the best for cooking cleaning doing the rest of the house work, looking after the kids and thats about it! men can do all of the above,AND MORE... but why buy a dog and bark yourself!!!!

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Has woman invented anything? I know they probably weren't allowed to lol but they've had about 50 odd years now and what have they come up with :hmm:

 

Here you go baw ... we women can count the circular saw amongst our inventions so put that in yer pipe!

 

http://www.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/10-things-that-women-invented.htm#page=4

 

 

Women might have invented the circular saw, but they never learned how to use one. :laugh:

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Has woman invented anything? I know they probably weren't allowed to lol but they've had about 50 odd years now and what have they come up with :hmm:

 

Here you go baw ... we women can count the circular saw amongst our inventions so put that in yer pipe!

 

http://www.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/10-things-that-women-invented.htm#page=4

 

 

Women might have invented the circular saw, but they never learned how to use one. :laugh:

 

 

Au contraire my little friend. I was fair handy with one in the woodshop once upon a time - and that's the truth!

 

Mind yourself now or I'll give you a demonstration lol

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Has woman invented anything? I know they probably weren't allowed to lol but they've had about 50 odd years now and what have they come up with :hmm:

Women have invented quite a few things. Some of interest to men, and others less so. :laugh:

 

The circular saw, the bra, the fridge, rolling pin, windscreen wipers and suspenders to name a few.

Ok, I missed out the word usefull :laugh: saw, we'd have got ROUND to that :D bra, f***ing protection nothing else. Fridge, always too far from the couch. If they were that smart they'd have put a Telly in it so you didn't miss the fitba getting a beer. Rolling pin, apart from tomo and the mother in tom and jerry, i don't know anyone who uses one. Wipers are ok and I'm not keep on suspenders ;)

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