moxy 617 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Lol. I have tried the cool wet wipe route. It doesent sooth the gut rot though. It's easy to play the big man at the time of eating them. I'm only 4'2" !! But I do suffer the day after. We dried a load and they are just as savage. I have had the kids in tears. I once had a spicy chilli pizza from an Italian restaurant. A couple of beers before ordering. Spicy chillis? "Yeah right" How wrong was I. I spent the next half hour in the bog gasping for air and my head in the sink. They were horrible little green barstewards. I bet the chef was laughing his cock off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Someone told me if you get a proper hot curry you don't feel bad the next day... It's only these cheap curries that get you?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I love hot chilli sauces (see my avatar) Im currently working up to the 1 million Scoville extract sauce having finished Blairs Mega and Ultra Death sauces (which were 5550,000 and 800,000 Scovilles in heat . They make Phaal curry look like infant food. Love it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I remember going for a calzone with my mate at the local kebab shop, pished out our brains like. He starts saying they never make them hot enough, your a bunch of useless c**ts and get the chillies fired in. I got home and f*****g demolished mine.... Next day every hour at the toilet with lava coming from my arsehole!! Much pain... Lol that must have been novel for you pal, something coming out, making your arse sting. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Lol. I have tried the cool wet wipe route. It doesent sooth the gut rot though. It's easy to play the big man at the time of eating them. I'm only 4'2" !! But I do suffer the day after. We dried a load and they are just as savage. I have had the kids in tears. I once had a spicy chilli pizza from an Italian restaurant. A couple of beers before ordering. Spicy chillis? "Yeah right" How wrong was I. I spent the next half hour in the bog gasping for air and my head in the sink. They were horrible little green barstewards. I bet the chef was laughing his cock off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted June 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I love em! Had a jalfrezi the other night and my 10 year old boy was acting the man, saying he was going to eat one of the whole green chillies that it had in it! I let him have one, he ate it, and I don't think he'll be trying another one for a good while! i bet......... I put a couple of dried Naga Bhut Jolakia in all my chillie con carne,but the wife and daughters wont touch it just me and my son.What i do is thread cotton through 2 full jolokia and slow cook until its done.I then remove both the peppers still attached to the needle and cotton,and bin them.I dont think anyone would be able to eat it if i didnt take them out.lol i ate 1/4 inch piece of a ghost naga once.......making out i was a hardcore chilli fan after a beer or two........... famous last words were "it wont affect me, i love chillis"........... truly unbelievable the power in them things.............nearly killed me was sick as a dog and sweating like mad, couldnt get my breath and had an evil, constant, painful burning in my throat, mouth and stomach that just got worse and worse for half an hour................ after it slowed down but everytime i had a drink it made it worse lol if i win the thl fishing match ill post the video my kunt of a mate filmed of it........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) I used to work in a mexican resturant about 12 years ago.. Worked with chilles on a daily basis and could chop a box in no time at all .. I had a newly established girl friend at the time.. We ended up in A&E one evening. we were having bit of fore play. I was just greasing her hole next thing she moaning and groaning. I am thinking "jesus I am hitting the spot", next thing shes hitting the roof riving around in pain.. At the time I never realised, I must of had chilli inbedded in my skin/nails. That quickly ended that little romance. They can be bloody strong.. Would not like one in the eye Edited June 6, 2013 by Giro 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackworm 58 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I can handle a chillie or two although i will never have a shot glass of http://media.americanfood4u.de/jpg800/10001300_2.jpg again,it dam nearly killed me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted June 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) I used to work in a mexican resturant about 12 years ago.. Worked with chilles on a daily basis and could chop a box in no time at all .. I had a newly established girl friend at the time.. We ended up in A&E one evening. we were having bit of fore play. I was just greasing her hole next thing she moaning and groaning. I am thinking "jesus I am hitting the spot", next thing shes hitting the roof riving around in pain.. At the time I never realised, I must of had chilli inbedded in my skin/nails. That quickly ended that little romance. They can be bloody strong.. Would not like one in the eye that is by far the funniest post ive read on on here in months........ f*****g brilliant................. Edited June 6, 2013 by lurcher1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I enjoy cooking with them and like my food fairly hot... But what i consider mild my hubby is drinking loads of water and sweating over eating lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I love em! Had a jalfrezi the other night and my 10 year old boy was acting the man, saying he was going to eat one of the whole green chillies that it had in it! I let him have one, he ate it, and I don't think he'll be trying another one for a good while! shame on you ---- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 I remember going for a calzone with my mate at the local kebab shop, pished out our brains like. He starts saying they never make them hot enough, your a bunch of useless c**ts and get the chillies fired in. I got home and f*****g demolished mine.... Next day every hour at the toilet with lava coming from my arsehole!! Much pain... Lol Makes a change from the constant flow of shite coming from your gob! Best thing i've found to combat Japanese flag syndrome is running a bit of bog roll under the cold water, then packing it against your hole, repeat until a sense of normality returns to your ring piece tip of the day that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 phaal is as hot as i'll try, I can eat it happily without sweating or feeling uncomfortable, bit of lip and tongue tingling. everytime I have tried vindaloo, I find it tastes awful, plenty of heat but poor use of spices what sort of a jiz gargling mong eats chillis that inflict pain on themselves, if you like pain I will happily kick you in the balls and arse a few times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Though I love most hot stuff and I can handle it going in, I do try to keep things within moderation, its the next day coming out that keeps me grounded.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
budharley 945 Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 I enjoyed eating hot food when I was in my teens and early twenties but recently ive turned into a right feckin fanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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