gonetoearth 5,144 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Quick test to see if you are a Muslim![/size]1. If you produce heroin for a living,[/size]but,[/size]you have a moral objection to beer. You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but, you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but, consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. If you consider television dangerous, but, routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. If you find this offensive You may be a Muslim.[/size] . You want to. Be carefull palo. You will be geting at pm. " LOADS OF LADS ON HERE KNOW ME THAT KNOW YOU " !!!!!!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Quick test to see if you are a Muslim![/size]1. If you produce heroin for a living,[/size]but,[/size]you have a moral objection to beer. You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but, you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but, consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. If you consider television dangerous, but, routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. If you find this offensive You may be a Muslim.[/size] . You want to. Be carefull palo. You will be geting at pm. " LOADS OF LADS ON HERE KNOW ME THAT KNOW YOU " !!!!!!!! im easy to find, Left at the cricket bat, Right at the monkey, then straight over the post box, these are just Random directions Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,831 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Something to read when your in the shitter. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,222 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Feck me bob,, your for the chop putting that up,,,you will be hiding out with salmon Rushdie ..lol 3 Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 8,831 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Feck me bob,, your for the chop putting that up,,,you will be hiding out with salmon Rushdie ..lol Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) well f**k me I am suprised you Scots Fuckers from Aberdeen can read. why talk about shit holes in the middle east when you have one here in Britain called Aberdeen Edited June 6, 2013 by desertbred 3 Link to post Share on other sites
geordieh 74 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Dessertbred as has been said before to you ... If your way of life is so great and your country ( Iran isn't it ) is such a wonderful place to live then fukc off there and leave Christian people and their beliefs to get on with their lives ........... Oh no wait you can't because your daughter is having an education here which she wouldn't get in Iran and you live in a lovely house in a country that's far more tolerant than Iran is and gives you far more freedom to do what you wish on a daily basis .......... Yet you still want to follow sharia law ... Cutting off hands and stoning women to death making your wife wear a burka etc ... Ad you still see every non Muslim as an infidel ........ Again you want it all don't you ......... I have a good life both here and in Iran no one gave it to me I earned it so who the f**k are you to tell me where I can live or where to educate my child my daughter in itself getting education flies in the face of all the bollocks that we dont care to our women and children my wife is also highly educated so please concentrate on your own life and family and allow me to do the same. As for Shariat law I chose to follow this as long as I dont break British law or interfere with your observing the law why the f**k should you tell me what I can follow or do, you are not the policemen of the world and obviously live that far up your own arsehole you cant see day light. if I didnt observe the laws of the land I would be answerable to them not some plank on a computer so concentrate on your and your families well being and let me do the same. You people are very fond of giving abuse but when facts are pointed out your answer is f**k of back to your own country I have Iranian Nationality but I was born here and hold British Citezenship as does my Daughter so I have excactly the same rights as you. Dessertbred as has been said before to you ... If your way of life is so great and your country ( Iran isn't it ) is such a wonderful place to live then fukc off there and leave Christian people and their beliefs to get on with their lives ........... Oh no wait you can't because your daughter is having an education here which she wouldn't get in Iran and you live in a lovely house in a country that's far more tolerant than Iran is and gives you far more freedom to do what you wish on a daily basis .......... Yet you still want to follow sharia law ... Cutting off hands and stoning women to death making your wife wear a burka etc ... Ad you still see every non Muslim as an infidel ........ Again you want it all don't you ......... I have a good life both here and in Iran no one gave it to me I earned it so who the f**k are you to tell me where I can live or where to educate my child my daughter in itself getting education flies in the face of all the bollocks that we dont care to our women and children my wife is also highly educated so please concentrate on your own life and family and allow me to do the same. As for Shariat law I chose to follow this as long as I dont break British law or interfere with your observing the law why the f**k should you tell me what I can follow or do, you are not the policemen of the world and obviously live that far up your own arsehole you cant see day light. if I didnt observe the laws of the land I would be answerable to them not some plank on a computer so concentrate on your and your families well being and let me do the same. You people are very fond of giving abuse but when facts are pointed out your answer is f**k of back to your own country I have Iranian Nationality but I was born here and hold British Citezenship as does my Daughter so I have excactly the same rights as you. Hi So what would happen if halal slaughter was banned in the UK.It is a disgusting way to kill an animal and it is a c*nts way to kill an animal.Which law would you break UK's or muslim.YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE DUAL NATIONALITY.You should be made to choose so what are you British or Iranian to me that is the bottom line you cannot be both Geordie Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Dessertbred as has been said before to you ... If your way of life is so great and your country ( Iran isn't it ) is such a wonderful place to live then fukc off there and leave Christian people and their beliefs to get on with their lives ........... Oh no wait you can't because your daughter is having an education here which she wouldn't get in Iran and you live in a lovely house in a country that's far more tolerant than Iran is and gives you far more freedom to do what you wish on a daily basis .......... Yet you still want to follow sharia law ... Cutting off hands and stoning women to death making your wife wear a burka etc ... Ad you still see every non Muslim as an infidel ........ Again you want it all don't you ......... I have a good life both here and in Iran no one gave it to me I earned it so who the f**k are you to tell me where I can live or where to educate my child my daughter in itself getting education flies in the face of all the bollocks that we dont care to our women and children my wife is also highly educated so please concentrate on your own life and family and allow me to do the same. As for Shariat law I chose to follow this as long as I dont break British law or interfere with your observing the law why the f**k should you tell me what I can follow or do, you are not the policemen of the world and obviously live that far up your own arsehole you cant see day light. if I didnt observe the laws of the land I would be answerable to them not some plank on a computer so concentrate on your and your families well being and let me do the same. You people are very fond of giving abuse but when facts are pointed out your answer is f**k of back to your own country I have Iranian Nationality but I was born here and hold British Citezenship as does my Daughter so I have excactly the same rights as you. Dessertbred as has been said before to you ... If your way of life is so great and your country ( Iran isn't it ) is such a wonderful place to live then fukc off there and leave Christian people and their beliefs to get on with their lives ........... Oh no wait you can't because your daughter is having an education here which she wouldn't get in Iran and you live in a lovely house in a country that's far more tolerant than Iran is and gives you far more freedom to do what you wish on a daily basis .......... Yet you still want to follow sharia law ... Cutting off hands and stoning women to death making your wife wear a burka etc ... Ad you still see every non Muslim as an infidel ........ Again you want it all don't you ......... I have a good life both here and in Iran no one gave it to me I earned it so who the f**k are you to tell me where I can live or where to educate my child my daughter in itself getting education flies in the face of all the bollocks that we dont care to our women and children my wife is also highly educated so please concentrate on your own life and family and allow me to do the same. As for Shariat law I chose to follow this as long as I dont break British law or interfere with your observing the law why the f**k should you tell me what I can follow or do, you are not the policemen of the world and obviously live that far up your own arsehole you cant see day light. if I didnt observe the laws of the land I would be answerable to them not some plank on a computer so concentrate on your and your families well being and let me do the same. You people are very fond of giving abuse but when facts are pointed out your answer is f**k of back to your own country I have Iranian Nationality but I was born here and hold British Citezenship as does my Daughter so I have excactly the same rights as you. HiSo what would happen if halal slaughter was banned in the UK.It is a disgusting way to kill an animal and it is a c*nts way to kill an animal.Which law would you break UK's or muslim.YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE DUAL NATIONALITY.You should be made to choose so what are you British or Iranian to me that is the bottom line you cannot be both Geordie Its f**k all to do with you what I am I can have it as it is my right , as for Halal the cutting of a throat to kill an animal has been done here in England for centuries you thick f****r so what are you rambling on about even in what is called humane slaughter a bolt is put in the head to stun and then the throat is cut ffs find some thing else to talk about.or at least something you might understand Edited June 6, 2013 by desertbred Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Anyhow......... Last supper, everyone sitting munching away..... Jesus stands up... I'm going to change this water into wine....... Judas shouts out, hoy cunty, get your tenner in the kitty like everyone else!!!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,222 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Lots of people have duel nationality,, my nephew for instance,, my sisters boy,, born to white English par ants,, born here in Mansfield ,, lived her till 2 year old,,, then they all moved to South Africa,, then moved back at 8 year old,,, then back to s.a again,,, the upshot is duel nationality. I bet mushroom has , or is going for Spanish nationality.... As most of my English mates living in Spain have what they call resadentia . Also got ozy mates, who's parents were Brits,, they born there ,, but have British passports as well.. It's not as clear cut as most people think,,, it's not black and white ,, forgive the pun... Oh and don't forget the millions of half cast kids,, where do they fit in,,, obviously close to my heart as I have 2,,, mind you my wife might be mixed,, but she's as British and proud to be as anyone on here 4 Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 discrimination is discrimination unless your English Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Anyone who thinks this isn't happening countrywide is either mental or foreign. Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) discrimination is discrimination unless your English so basically you are showing that the English descriminate against even the English so whats new ? as he said descrimination is not confined is it so what are you proving something that is historical Edited June 6, 2013 by desertbred Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Anyone who thinks this isn't happening countrywide is either mental or foreign. well lets accept that some dont accept it are forreign so who are the Mental ones ? Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Anyone who thinks this isn't happening countrywide is either mental or foreign. well lets accept that some dont accept it are forreign so who are the Mental ones ? The mental ones are the ones who think that anyone who isn't white british needs to be wrapped in cotton wool. I'm all for anti-discrimination laws, but they have to be applied fairly across the board or not at all. Not half hearted attempts to appease the minorities. Link to post Share on other sites
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