desertbred 5,490 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) chips cooked in vegatable oil in my case LOL Edited June 5, 2013 by desertbred Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 an old jew dies and goes up to heaven ,he knocks on the door and to his suprise jesus himself answers,"yes"says jesus" can i help you?" The old jew says "id like to come in" "well im not sure " says jesus "why should we let you in " ive been very generous to charity"replys the old jew "ive given £1 to the rspca,£1 to the nspcc and one pound to children in need " " oh ,i see "says jesus " i tell you what ,ill have a word with my dad wait there" old jesus closes the door and the old jew patiently waits for an answer,a few minutes later the door opens and jesus apears glowing with a glorious heavenly light ,he puts his hand out and the old jew puts his hand out ,a tear forming in his eye, jesus says"dad says heres your £3 pound back now f**k off" Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 a new chemical weapon is discovered, its shown to the Yanks in a Moscow environment, The Russians in a New York environment, The Chinese in a Tokyo environment and the Japanese in a Honk Kong environment, the Israelis viewed all the environments Link to post Share on other sites
tandors 888 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Gnashers post couldnt have explained it better everyone else is going round in circles. fair play to desert bred for having some loyalty to islam shame everyone else has to cherry pick their loyalty saying some are ok but not others. Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 I just understand where they are coming fromYou understand where Islamic terrorists are coming from ....Whats this another one of your " wind ups " ?Aye I do, don't you? Do you think they woke up one morning, got a big map out, eyes closed, pin in hand....... Ohh look, its landed on a wee island called Britain, c'mon we will terrorist it for the fun of it. Give yourself a shake man. I hate them as much as you but atleast ill admit I understand there plight. I Dont think you get it. Extreemists want Extreem Islam to rule the world. And i believe once there are more or as many Muslims as us the extreemists will whip up support by using violence and intimidation and best part of moderates will follow like sheep. Our European and Western goverments need to stop all Muslim Immigration and bring in a 2 child policy for all including non muslims. This way they cant out breed us in our lands. Its fooking common sense. It's f*****g paranoia that's what it is thank f**k I don't live in constant fear, it must be hellish why so many no go areas for none muslims up and down the country if its just paranoia????? Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,991 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 I just understand where they are coming fromYou understand where Islamic terrorists are coming from ....Whats this another one of your " wind ups " ?Aye I do, don't you? Do you think they woke up one morning, got a big map out, eyes closed, pin in hand....... Ohh look, its landed on a wee island called Britain, c'mon we will terrorist it for the fun of it. Give yourself a shake man. I hate them as much as you but atleast ill admit I understand there plight. I Dont think you get it. Extreemists want Extreem Islam to rule the world. And i believe once there are more or as many Muslims as us the extreemists will whip up support by using violence and intimidation and best part of moderates will follow like sheep. Our European and Western goverments need to stop all Muslim Immigration and bring in a 2 child policy for all including non muslims. This way they cant out breed us in our lands. Its fooking common sense. It's f*****g paranoia that's what it is thank f**k I don't live in constant fear, it must be hellish why so many no go areas for none muslims up and down the country if its just paranoia????? It ain't paranoia it's reality where I grew up there was a paki shop in the middle of this estate that was 99% muslim. They sold beer out of hours (3am job) we were only safe when we called on ahead explain that one Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 desertbred, something I find annoying is how you flippantly dismiss notions of inequality to women in Iran and by doing so you insult these women. Iran does allow women to be educated, but they are restricted on what they can learn at university, they are restricted in number for other courses and they work in segregated conditions, which I doubt is for the women's benefit... I won't go in to any other detail about how the Koran represents women as you must know it, so why deny it? Also what do you think the Koran says about gays and Jews? This isn't personal, you sound a lot more reasonable than most people questioning you. I despise the religion not the people, like a mental illness I would understand someone is delusional and not able to think properly if they had a brain tumor and can be forgiven when they are cured. In Iran our women all do national service they are milatary trained and allowed to fight on the front line to defend our country. My Aunties My wife her sisters my dauughters and all my female cousins are educated and work as Doctors, Engineers, Journalists, Teachers, Professional soldiers etc so how are they not educated if by educated you mean getting pregnant at 14 working in jobs that dont even pay minimum wage treated as objects as appears here then you have a lot to learn you dont know what life entails only what you read in books or see in documentaries incedently most news papers and media are controlled by who so its obvious where the biased viewpoint comes from as for Gays its the west that permits gay marriage which in itself would be nice to see a poll on here what westeners think of gay marriage I asked you if you want to continue go to PM you seem intent on monopolising the forum to take sniper shots at islam or me or Iran your arguments and points do not bear scrutiny for someone thats a follower of islam you dont seem to know the quran that well you say women should be respected your contradicting your holy book chapter4 verse34 Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Quick test to see if you are a Muslim!1. If you produce heroin for a living,but,you have a moral objection to beer.You may be a Muslim.2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher,but,you can't afford shoes.You may be a Muslim3. If you have more wives than teeth.You may be a Muslim4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand,but,consider bacon unclean.You may be a Muslim5. If you think vests come in two styles:Bullet-proof and suicide.You may be a Muslim6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.You may be a Muslim7. If you consider television dangerous,but, routinely carry explosives in your clothing.You may be a Muslim 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.You may be a Muslim9. If you have nothing against womenand think every man should own at least four.You may be a Muslim10. If you find this offensiveYou may be a Muslim. Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Excellent Paulus. Going to have to nick that mate. Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Got pulled over by the police earlier as I was spraying Muslims with petrol from the van. Police asked me what I was doing. I said about 15 to the gallon. Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Got pulled over by the police earlier as I was spraying Muslims with petrol from the van. Police asked me what I was doing. I said about 15 to the gallon. :clapper: Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 is the EDL racist Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 desertbred, something I find annoying is how you flippantly dismiss notions of inequality to women in Iran and by doing so you insult these women. Iran does allow women to be educated, but they are restricted on what they can learn at university, they are restricted in number for other courses and they work in segregated conditions, which I doubt is for the women's benefit... I won't go in to any other detail about how the Koran represents women as you must know it, so why deny it? Also what do you think the Koran says about gays and Jews? This isn't personal, you sound a lot more reasonable than most people questioning you. I despise the religion not the people, like a mental illness I would understand someone is delusional and not able to think properly if they had a brain tumor and can be forgiven when they are cured. In Iran our women all do national service they are milatary trained and allowed to fight on the front line to defend our country. My Aunties My wife her sisters my dauughters and all my female cousins are educated and work as Doctors, Engineers, Journalists, Teachers, Professional soldiers etc so how are they not educated if by educated you mean getting pregnant at 14 working in jobs that dont even pay minimum wage treated as objects as appears here then you have a lot to learn you dont know what life entails only what you read in books or see in documentaries incedently most news papers and media are controlled by who so its obvious where the biased viewpoint comes from as for Gays its the west that permits gay marriage which in itself would be nice to see a poll on here what westeners think of gay marriage I asked you if you want to continue go to PM you seem intent on monopolising the forum to take sniper shots at islam or me or Iran your arguments and points do not bear scrutiny for someone thats a follower of islam you dont seem to know the quran that well you say women should be respected your contradicting your holy book chapter4 verse34 You appear to think you know how to read the Qran and understand its meanings you are the one who is deluded , in arabic there are at least 4 different meanings for every Arabic word there are over 40 different translations of the Qran into English some such as Marmaduke PIckthall have a an explanation of the translation youare not in a position to quote the Qran without cross reference and justification of the other chapters and verses relating to the same thing. Let me put this to You 2Have you stopped beating your wife yet"? answer yes or no that is a literal question in English which ever way you answer it intimates you have or do beat your wife so dont try to be clever with a verse you do not understand from the Qran Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 See all this pish about Muslims not giving woman equal rights, you'd think they had equal rights here. If it wasn't for us needing them to work during the war and them refusing to go back to the kitchens after it, they'd be still treated as second class citizens. You'd think we were made of chocolate compared to Muslims. Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 desertbred, something I find annoying is how you flippantly dismiss notions of inequality to women in Iran and by doing so you insult these women. Iran does allow women to be educated, but they are restricted on what they can learn at university, they are restricted in number for other courses and they work in segregated conditions, which I doubt is for the women's benefit... I won't go in to any other detail about how the Koran represents women as you must know it, so why deny it? Also what do you think the Koran says about gays and Jews? This isn't personal, you sound a lot more reasonable than most people questioning you. I despise the religion not the people, like a mental illness I would understand someone is delusional and not able to think properly if they had a brain tumor and can be forgiven when they are cured. In Iran our women all do national service they are milatary trained and allowed to fight on the front line to defend our country. My Aunties My wife her sisters my dauughters and all my female cousins are educated and work as Doctors, Engineers, Journalists, Teachers, Professional soldiers etc so how are they not educated if by educated you mean getting pregnant at 14 working in jobs that dont even pay minimum wage treated as objects as appears here then you have a lot to learn you dont know what life entails only what you read in books or see in documentaries incedently most news papers and media are controlled by who so its obvious where the biased viewpoint comes from as for Gays its the west that permits gay marriage which in itself would be nice to see a poll on here what westeners think of gay marriage I asked you if you want to continue go to PM you seem intent on monopolising the forum to take sniper shots at islam or me or Iran your arguments and points do not bear scrutiny for someone thats a follower of islam you dont seem to know the quran that well you say women should be respected your contradicting your holy book chapter4 verse34 You appear to think you know how to read the Qran and understand its meanings you are the one who is deluded , in arabic there are at least 4 different meanings for every Arabic word there are over 40 different translations of the Qran into English some such as Marmaduke PIckthall which is considered by English schol;ars to be one of the good interpretations. have a an explanation of the translation you are not in a position to quote the Qran without cross reference and justification from other chapters and verses relating to the same thing. Let me put this to You "Have you stopped beating your wife yet"? that is a question in English which ever way you answer it intimates you have previously or still do beat your wife, so dont try to be clever with a verse you do not understand from the Qran Does the Christian Bible condone violence when it says eye for an eye? and Tooth for a Tooth? then goes on to say if some one slaps you turn the other cheek easy to manipuklate anything to mean what you want it to men when in fact it means something completely different. Link to post Share on other sites
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