romany52 313 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Someone on here a few years back said they'd done the same to a terrier of theirs that had killed a ferret once, battered f**k out the dog with the dead ferret then tied it to its collar for a while! Swore blind it worked too! It was me, and it did! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Someone on here a few years back said they'd done the same to a terrier of theirs that had killed a ferret once, battered f**k out the dog with the dead ferret then tied it to its collar for a while! Swore blind it worked too! It was me, and it did! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 do you leave it round its neck until it becomes rancid,and your dog picks up some disease and drops dead?guess itt wouldnt kill many cats after that! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 someone tied a bird around tarques neck when he was a kid and hes stayed away from them since 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,789 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 I called over to a neighbor last week and he had a dead cat tied onto his collies neck. I asked him why and he said the dog killed the cat and that tying the cat onto his neck would stop him killing them. I thought that this was another one of his retarded ideas but I was back over there this morning and he had two kittens and the collie was scared shitless of them. I just thought I'd share this in case anyone else wants to stop an older dog killing cats. Top class, absolutely top class !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 One of my other half's lurchers killed one of my chickens and I battered her with the dead chicken. She never looked at another one ... problem was she never took any feather again either! This is the truth, so I know that battering the dog with the dead thing works, whether tying it to the dog's collar works I don't know. Though my dad beat his Lab with the dead shot rabbit after it tried to eat it: the dog never ate another one, but still retrieved them happily: that's Labs for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 someone tied a bird around tarques neck when he was a kid and hes stayed away from them since Seems all the women in Hartlepool have had little Tarquin dolls tied round their necks from an early age. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 someone tied a bird around tarques neck when he was a kid and hes stayed away from them since Seems all the women in Hartlepool have had little Tarquin dolls tied round their necks from an early age. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 why would ya want your dog to stop killing cats anyway theyre as much a pest as a rat As it causes shit loads of hassle..............I could make a list as long as your arm...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 I called over to a neighbor last week and he had a dead cat tied onto his collies neck. I asked him why and he said the dog killed the cat and that tying the cat onto his neck would stop him killing them. I thought that this was another one of his retarded ideas but I was back over there this morning and he had two kittens and the collie was scared shitless of them. I just thought I'd share this in case anyone else wants to stop an older dog killing cats. OH MY f***ing GOD!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 When I was a kid I was told to do this to stop a dog chasing sheep. So I tried it with a boxer that was a sheep worrier. I tied a dead lamb around it's neck and it ate it, and still chased sheep. TC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 someone tied a bird around tarques neck when he was a kid and hes stayed away from them since someone tied a bird around tarques neck when he was a kid and hes stayed away from them since Seems all the women in Hartlepool have had little Tarquin dolls tied round their necks from an early age. Dickheads but yeah you might be right there 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 you really couldnt make shit like this up if you tried........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 FFS!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clabby 14 Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 MORE MORE MORE THIS IS TOP STUFF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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