Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Pine Marten Shit in the morning! It makes me think of rolling all over my Dads fresh bed!!! :laugh: Result of her first walk! She's f**king covered in it! What the f**k have I brought upon myself now?! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Careful what you wish for Pete lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ratpackjack 272 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Thought you was gonna say chops and chips and true words them stab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,938 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 My feckers like badger shit,,, c**ts..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratpackjack 272 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Horse poo mine little cow rolls in it then looks at me like you know 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brucemyster 75 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 cordite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,281 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 was gonna answer fanny but I'll go with sheep shiit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,755 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 She's never done that before,but then we ain't got pine martens here Is it laundry day today ? Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Mine's a bugger for rolling in fox shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 She's never done that before ..... LMFAO!!! Well, she sure as shit has now! Craziest bit is the way I stood right there and watched her! It simply didn't sink in what was happening! I've just stood there and thought; " Aaaah, bless! She's found something to roll in! Look at her driving her shoulder into it! ..... Oh, there it is, look. Piney shit. Well, she obviously likes that " Then we've got home and I'm suddenly like; " Jesus f**king christ!!! Me Dog's covered in f**kin shit!!! " :laugh: Anyway, laundry day? Good god! Think I wash everything, every time one of my dogs leaves a paw print on it? Tell you what though? I'm lining up for a double bed now. It was absolutely heart breaking, having to forcibly push Niggy out of his customary side last night. I'll see if I can squeeze us all in, tonight. Else I'm mattress shopping tomorrow 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 My feckers will roll in anything, the smellier the better for them, shit of any kind and dead carcasses they seem to go the extra mile for a good old 3 day old carcass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 For mine its human shit over the golf course , the old barstools cant manage a round with out going to the toilet need more bins for there incontinent pads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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