j1985 1,984 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 That's my weekend laugh sorted Now if we're voting for the best answer: I like the idea of tying a brick to each ear, though of course they may end up twice as long as before and then there'd be a problem with the dog tripping over them. My jack Russel has never been quite the same!! 3 Quote Link to post
inan 841 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 That's my weekend laugh sorted Now if we're voting for the best answer: I like the idea of tying a brick to each ear, though of course they may end up twice as long as before and then there'd be a problem with the dog tripping over them. This works, I tried it on a more intimate part of my anatomy,unfortunately, as age has overtaken me, there appears to be "no meat left in the sandwich",so I'm now reduced to 13" of wrinkles. I seem to have a mini elephant's trunk below and my partner now calls me not John Holmes the porn star , but John Merrick. 4 Quote Link to post
Millet 4,497 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Fold them over and stick a clothes peg on each one.. Quote Link to post
VOON 1,317 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Ok firstly I have nothing to do with this so don't knock me but my ex's aunt who breeds smooth collie show dogs has asked for tips on how to get one of her dogs ears to flop. Apparently us "terrier boys" know better than most? Guessing its a show dog thing? Well I haven't a clue but I said I'd ask. Any help appreciated Soften them with vaseline, and use ducting tape or super glue to hold them in place, apply the vaseline every day for a week...... Quote Link to post
mushroom 12,926 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shoot the bugger then rehome the dogs Quote Link to post
Dubba 72 Posted June 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 I knew I'd get some great ideas and you didn't let me down lol. Shockingly she has tried a few of these and others including wrapping the dogs ears with paper machet, beyond me. Cheers for the replies and PM's Quote Link to post
bitchie 292 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 heavy earrings or: 1 Quote Link to post
bitchie 292 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 P.S. dont let him swimm then!!!!! Quote Link to post
BIGLURKS 874 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 There is something I watched once about America's show dogs they had the vet remove something in the ear too make it look the way they wanted it too can't think of what it was and can remember thinking why the f**k would any one bother if the ears don't match the breed then don't breed from it Quote Link to post
northern lad 2,292 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Knew a Bulldog breeder years ago who used Copydex .........to do the same thing,common practice apparently to get the perfect rose ear Quote Link to post
morton 5,368 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Ok firstly I have nothing to do with this so don't knock me but my ex's aunt who breeds smooth collie show dogs has asked for tips on how to get one of her dogs ears to flop. Apparently us "terrier boys" know better than most? Guessing its a show dog thing? Well I haven't a clue but I said I'd ask. Any help appreciated I can,t train a dog to lie down,never mind its lug.I asked a top Collie breeder and show judge and he said the best way was to get a 3" nail and nail them to its head for a few weeks,then bury whats left. Quote Link to post
CorkyJohn 808 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Get rid of the collies & replace with bassett hounds...... Quote Link to post
mrgjones 64 Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 i find if i curse f**k out of mine there ears ly flat. i dont no how well that would go down in the show ring? you could always just put a hat on it. Quote Link to post
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