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TheYanks call 'em rocks...we call 'em stanes     Big Stanes     Small Stanes     And a pile of stanes awaiting my attention...I will post pics of the end results in the next few days...

I saw a fascinating question, recently. " How big can a stone be, before it becomes classified as a rock? "   Good one, eh? Good answer too. Basically that; ' A stone has to be a separate entity. B

Nope I ment 'stane'. Do you mean 'stain'?? Lol

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Ponds and Lakes. Bushes, shrubs and trees. Shrimps and prawns, now we're getting there! :D

 

So, a water filled bomb crater could be a lake. Where as a mile by mile pool (?) of shallow water could be a pond, right next door to it? FFS!

 

Well; I reckon that a " Boulder " is ~ to any given man ~ a Stone which he's unable to lift!

 

I've just created 'Pete's Law'! :toast:

 

When does a stone become a pebble? Do pebbles only exist in or near the sea? :hmm:

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A big stane!!!!

a big stane is what will appear after 14 pints and a curry surely you mean stone

Nope I ment 'stane'. Do you mean 'stain'?? Lol

 

no a in stone cack

 

Nae shit!!!!........... :bye:

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Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol

 

Now where's that tv remote....

Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. :D

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Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard !
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Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol

 

Now where's that tv remote....

Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. :D

:laugh: next to his Deliha Smith collection :D

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Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol

 

Now where's that tv remote....

Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. :D

:laugh: next to his Deliha Smith collection :D

 

:laugh: ...........he's only wanting the remote to watch Jamie Oliver that he taped last night anyway..... :D

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