BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 what about a halfer? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 in some country's you can be stoned to death and a boulder will f**k you in 1 hit.. I see. So, a boulder's Nepalese Temple Ball ....? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Ponds and Lakes. Bushes, shrubs and trees. Shrimps and prawns, now we're getting there! So, a water filled bomb crater could be a lake. Where as a mile by mile pool (?) of shallow water could be a pond, right next door to it? FFS! Well; I reckon that a " Boulder " is ~ to any given man ~ a Stone which he's unable to lift! I've just created 'Pete's Law'! When does a stone become a pebble? Do pebbles only exist in or near the sea? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 when does gravel become a stone..............? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 i think a pepple should be smooth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 i meant pebble Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 A big stane!!!!a big stane is what will appear after 14 pints and a curry surely you mean stone Nope I ment 'stane'. Do you mean 'stain'?? Lol no a in stone cack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Are you Trap's/Ditchshitter's long lost brother.. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 when does gravel become a stone..............? When does sand become NOT sand.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 A big stane!!!!a big stane is what will appear after 14 pints and a curry surely you mean stone Nope I ment 'stane'. Do you mean 'stain'?? Lol no a in stone cack Nae shit!!!!........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,689 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol Now where's that tv remote.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol Now where's that tv remote.... Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol Now where's that tv remote.... Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. next to his Deliha Smith collection Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Fucks sake lads,,, go and get a job....lol Now where's that tv remote.... Probably lying beside your oven gloves............. next to his Deliha Smith collection ...........he's only wanting the remote to watch Jamie Oliver that he taped last night anyway..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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