Cold Callers With Jesus Christ Badges?

[arcticgun 4,548]

invite them in and sit em down, hand them a can of special brew each and proceed to light a joint and then tell them you will discuss jehova, jesus etc after you have told them all about your new interest in satanism and oh yeah you just have too show em the new porn site you found on the net first as well, see how long they last lol alternativlely politely say 'no thanks' then put on ya real tree and follow them back to where they live wait an hour or so until they have settled down and then knock on their door and tell em you have changed your mind and want too know all about it.....................

Edited May 29, 2013 by arcticgun

[walshie 2,804]

Better them than muzzies though eh?

[paulus 26]

piss bucket out of the landing window works for me

[forest of dean redneck 11,538]

I honestly thought It was a neighbour on the scrounge,otherwise I would had the dog with me ,lol

[walshie 2,804]

I think you should embrace the love of Jebus that they wanted to share.

[Wullz 408]

I used to answer the door holding my old staff just up on his back paws by the collar, invite them in.....the sight of Star slabbering and snorting usually had them backing up the drive quick smart.....follow them down the path, still holdin the dog......saying, dont go, come on in, he is friendly......eejits.....if I had let him go he would have licked them to bits and rolled on his back....

 

I always wanted to have a big ax just inside the door, covered in fake blood......would have loved to answer the door holding it......

[smithie 2,443]

if its the god squad i just tell them to f**k off.. if its gas suppliers i normally tell them there a set of c**ts and they would not like having to answer the door for nothing after a hard day graft then tell them to f**k off.. but them curry house leaflets do my head in the most. i just rush to the door like a little dog if the letter box goes and go straight to the bin tearing leaflet in half before the delivery boy and his dad can get to the end of the path... this pisses them off just as much as getting out of my chair does me.

[forest of dean redneck 11,538]

I think you should embrace the love of Jebus that they wanted to share.

An there's cynical me thinking they wanted money to tart up their place of worship.

 

Since. Put the sticker on the letterbox,we have had a weight watchers leaflet,a local company selling spice mixes and a door knocker trying to punt burgers and sausages out back of van,lol

 

Mind you royal mail are worse they get paid to delivery ten ton of shit to your door,

 

Then there's the charity clothes bags,lol

[pie-eater 377]

Try telling them your favourite part of the bible was the end when theyre all up on the crosses singing always look on the bright side of life.

[Carraghs Gem 1,675]

The jehovas witnesses have stopped visiting us after the last time when i answered the door in a old green plastic slaughterhouse type apron... It barely had any blood on it but ive never seen anyone leave in such a hurry

the goat skulls stacked up on top of the dog trailer probably didnt help matters

[Astral 253]

Personally I bloody love it when they call, though I haven't had any in over a year so I think words got out that I love to argue to toss about their version of history and morals. Shame. I had so much fun with them.

 

No problem with anyone's religion, I work on an "each to their own, don't bother me I won't bother you ethos" but when its being shoved down my throat at 6pm in my own house. I will cite a shiteload of very differcult to argue away historical facts that debunk's pretty much anything they come at me with.

[forest of dean redneck 11,538]

The jehovas witnesses have stopped visiting us after the last time when i answered the door in a old green plastic slaughterhouse type apron... It barely had any blood on it but ive never seen anyone leave in such a hurry

the goat skulls stacked up on top of the dog trailer probably didnt help matters

Pmsl you want to put some slip knot on as back ground music,

Each to their own for religion ,but if I want to chose one,I would decide to join one ,not from a fecking door to door sales men.

[Carraghs Gem 1,675]

 

The jehovas witnesses have stopped visiting us after the last time when i answered the door in a old green plastic slaughterhouse type apron... It barely had any blood on it but ive never seen anyone leave in such a hurry

the goat skulls stacked up on top of the dog trailer probably didnt help matters

Pmsl you want to put some slip knot on as back ground music,

Each to their own for religion ,but if I want to chose one,I would decide to join one ,not from a fecking door to door sales men.

It was entirely unintentional didnt know who was at the door, although i may have had a can of cider in my hand lol

and wearing a silver pentagram necklace which i rarely take off

[TOMO 26,046]

Had some call about 2 year ago,,,, fella dressed in bage chino type trousers,, real smart looking ,,, the dog ran from round the back and was jumping all over him,,,lol

 

I just told them I'm an atheist ,, wich is true,,, his trousers were fecking filthy,,,, could of kissed the dog for that,,

[jasher 55]

Going back a few years a group of us were heading down the pub, as we passed a "mates" house there's police out side and a fire engine just pulling up, anyhow all the usual "whats happening" "thats a mates house is he OK" etc. to the usual replies come on lads move on it's nothing to do with you. Anyhow on we went to the pub talk of what's Matt been up to know. Walked into the pub and Matt's sat there pint in hand, everyone's telling him he better get home police and fires there sumats happened to which he looked at his watch and replied f*ck me that's took them some time...........

Turns out as he was just leaving his house to head to the pub Jehovas had knocked on the door, Matt being Matt had told them he had been feeling a bit lost and would they like a cuppa and to talk about it, in they'd come he'd sat them on the sofa told them he was putting the kettle on gone through to the kitchen out the back door locking it behind him and them in the house...that was 4 hours before we'd walked into the pub.

Still makes me smile wondering how long it took them before they got up to see where the cuppa was and how long before the phoned 999.