Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Bet this one's really reliable, mate........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Bet this one's really reliable, mate........ lacks horse power.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walshie just whack a saddle over your back and let her ride you round the living room, that should appease her...she likes a good ride...so i've heard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walshie just whack a saddle over your back and let her ride you round the living room, that should appease her...she likes a good ride...so i've heard Is that the same as you've HEARD about other women Tarkers? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Never seen the point of donkeys myself they just eat sleep a sh*t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redial 81 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 They make good pet's but often out live their owner's ending up in rescue if they are lucky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Did you lads know there is an Annual Donkey Meat eating contest? Somewhere in Europe. Wonder what it tastes like? Donkey kebabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 There is a day in every mans life where he has to grow a set and say NO!!! This could be your finest hour Walshie... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 There is a day in every mans life where he has to grow a set and say NO!!! This could be your finest hour Walshie... LAST hour more like. I don't care if she gets one or not to be honest. As long as I don't need to clean out it's cage or take it for a walk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Just kill it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Don't have donkey on my ticket. I reckon a dead one would be more aggro than a live one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walshie, take heed! Donkeys are fair enough things, raised properly. But, next comes the little revelation that they're 'Herd' creatures and crave companionship. What next? Buy it a sheep, for company? But, sheep feel more secure with a crowd of their own kind. And as for goats? I'd as soon have a crowd of f**king islamists to contend with as any more goats! See what I'm saying though? Most people, the moment they get more than a big back garden? They think of getting a donkey. Slippery slope. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted May 24, 2013 Report Share Posted May 24, 2013 Crazy feckers them old Donkeys...Only last week myself and a friend were walking our hounds when we crossed a field we cross probably 5 times a week...Unknown to us, the farmer had put two young'uns in there..And they didn't like Lurchers My old bitch has the scars to prove it! The younger two got out of the way but the old bitch got flipped upside down and stamped on two or three times before we got her out of the way.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 Funny thing donkeys when I was in Nz we used too have about 40 bulls on the farm and one donkey if there in a group of bulls they break up fights used too watch the donkey kick f**k out of bulls if they started too fight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 Get the jar jar down off the mantel piece with your nuts in it dust them off again and just say NO FECKING WAY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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