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skinny little bantum cock walks across the farm yard to where a horse and a bull are having an argument

horse goes, "" im the hardest in this farm yard"

bull replies"" dont think so, look at me built like a shite house""

horse then says"" big you may be but im fast as well as being strong so that makes me the hardest in this farm yard""

 

the little cock just walks up and laughs at the pair of them

he shouts " im the hardest here, not you 2""

the bull bursts out laughing "" how can that be, your small, you have feathers missing and you weigh about 3lb""

horse carries on"" hell, even i could kill you with a single kick""

 

Cock then replies"" yes mr bull you are strong, but you have a tendency to go mad, and you mr horse end your days as glue but i still stand by what ive said, i am the hardest in this farm yard""

both the other 2 laugh at this tiny, featherless bird that stands below them. bull asks" ok then , please tell me what makes you think your the hardest in this farm yard?""

 

little cock answers"" its easy when you think about it, i only have to sneeze and the whole world shits itself"" :feck:

 

 

 

 

i no its got nothing to do with foot and mouth but didnt defra do a fine job over the bird flu saga?

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