walshie 2,804 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 f**k me there are some smooth b*****ds on here are you taking notes Tarkers, might go some way to helping you out of your current predicament? Virginity is only temporary. It just seems to have gone on a long time in Tarker's case. More to come too. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theworkingferret 56 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 is ur second name jacobs cause ur a cracker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 OMG ! Not swayed by any of these then, Lara ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Take an ice-cube from the young lady's drink and throw it on the floor...... "Well, that's the ice broken - any chance of a f**k?" Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Take an ice-cube from the young lady's drink and throw it on the floor...... "Well, that's the ice broken - any chance of a f**k?" Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight !! Touch my drink and id fooking kill you i know where they keep the baseball bats in my local 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,096 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Been a VERY long time since my dating days but a firm favourite used to be "Look, lets stop f***ing about, get out of here and get amongst it"...........it seemed to work very well indeed in them days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Been a VERY long time since my dating days but a firm favourite used to be "Look, lets stop f*****g about, get out of here and get amongst it"...........it seemed to work very well indeed in them days Ahhh. Those were the days. "Do you come here often?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 can i smell your fanny? no? it must be your feet then!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,096 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 (edited) Was in an Idian years back with a couple of sorts who me and a mate had pulled in some shitty nightclub, anyway we sat there and talked shit for a while as you do and the waiter rocked up with big steaming bowls of curry These birds were rattling on about some shit as birds do and I started to get the f*****g ache listening to their bollocks (this was in my drinking days)........so anyway, I get fed up and say "Look, are we gonna be doing some f*****g tonight or what?".............they look all shocked and offended and start to mouth off so I said "well in that case, shut the f**k up for fucks sake" and without really thinking I pick up all the currys on the table and pour them over these two tarts heads!! They were covered and I mean covered........the pakis all rush over so I start turning tables over and generally telling everyone to f**k off Needless to say, that was the end of the evening and one of the reasons I have not drunk for nearly 20 years!! lol Dont try this at home lads! Edited May 20, 2013 by WILF 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 your eyes are like spanners, every time i look into them my nuts tighten!! Hi, my name is Nicolas, and that's how I'd like to leave you.........Knickerless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized or un fertilized. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stair way to heaven........................blue oyster bar in manchester ,2011...............pulls the men everytime........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 CHASE ME LADIES IM FULL OF BABIES.....! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 i havent come across your face before Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gratz 8 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got a gun so get in the van 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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