LaraCroft 863 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 OMG ! Not swayed by any of these then, Lara ? Oh some of them are class, thats for sure .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 fancy going half whack on a ba$tard? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
finder 6 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 nice legs ,,,,,,what time do they open??? grab your coat love ,,,your gonna have the best 30 seconds of your b*****d life!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 True story this. i was working on a building site doing council refurbishments, and there was a gorgeous 18 year old with long dark hair and cracking figure. One day i walked up to her and said i have a present for you, and gave her a ruler. she looked puzzled, and i said "now you can tell all your mates ive given you twelve inches". We have been together for the last twenty years and have got five kids!!!!! 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 What you should do is say "it's a beautiful night tonight isn't it" and she'll say "yeah it is isn't it" and you say "but not half as beautiful as you" And she'll say oh thanks vey much... Then you say "....so you just been for a shite then?"lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Never mind Hen,, as long as Ah`ve got a face, yeh`l have somewhere tae sit. Last used around 1987,, got telt tae f**k right aff !! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 hi my names dick, would you like some Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Me love for thee is like shits... I just can't hold it in :-) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 This shit has just reminded me of an old favourite of mine. Wander into my 'local' and say to the barmaid; " I was thinking of you, the other night! " It works every time! Their little faces lighting up with appreciation was excellent. " Oh, yes? " They'd beam. " Yes. " I''d reply. " I was having a f**king good wank at the time! " Watching the shutters come down behind their eyes, as their minds silently stamped " C**t! " on my forehead was priceless! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 In my spare time I’m an astronaut… and my next mission, I’m gonna explore Uranus Do you have pet insurance?… well you’re gonna need it once I’ve smashed your pussy. Do you work at subway cos you’re giving me a foot long. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brypat89 49 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 Hope you've got home insurance, cos I'm gonna smash your back doors in! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hedge hunter 107 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 A cheeky 1 which can go either way, usually a kick in the balls mind lol. Hi babe have you got any welsh in you..... no the litttle lovely will reply. Well would you like some. The oldies are still the best, hh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,124 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 A mate of mine walked up to a girl in a pub and said " your on my to do list" it worked They've been together a good few years now lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaz 688 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 Can I poke your belly button from the inside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 hey do you fancy the bowling ball date? lady, whats that? man, its where you get fingerd and fcuked down an alley. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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