hutch6 550 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "You remind me of my big toe" "What? What's that suppsoed to mean?" "Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on the dining room table, the sofa, the bed, the kitchen units......etc." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 After to many pints I tried and failed with this one... "look love,I dont want your phone number. I just want to f**k you" Got swilled with a Pint of Cider and black.. May Bank holiday 2013 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 My mate to his cousin who he fancied ,....." lets make mongos". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 (edited) Are you a traffic warden?? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you !! Are you lost? 'Cos haven's a long way from here!! Are you in the Army? Because my privates are standing to attention !! Are you free tomorrow.......or will I have to pay again ? (Guaranteed to get you a slap !) Edited May 20, 2013 by Blackbriar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 f**k me there are some smooth b*****ds on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 f**k me there are some smooth b*****ds on here are you taking notes Tarkers, might go some way to helping you out of your current predicament? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Woman: are you a lover or a fighter? Bloke: Bit of both really.......I'm a rapist 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 baby im no fred flinstone,but i can make your bedrock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Do you like chicken ??? Suck my cock its fowl .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fancy a f**k Love. No. Do you mind lying down while i have one then. A mate tried that yrs ago.Got a Slap. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 hello love do you like fat men with no money 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 hello love do you like fat men with no money It doesn,t work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Get them to feel your shirt and say "you know what that is? That's boyfriend material!!".... Boom!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 OMG ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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