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Huwidge 69 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 how about you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brypat89 49 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 .."get in the van!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 can i tie your shoe lace,i wouldnt want you falling for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Would you sleep with me for a million? (yes) Great, now we have established what you are lets negotiate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "Want to go in shares for a b*****d !" Ritzy Nightclub circa 1987 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Try the romantic,subtle approach... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b65Zf6r-RE 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Try the romantic,subtle approach... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b65Zf6r-RE Got to love subtle ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "hi my names is Tarquin, and lots of people are laughing at me, can you please, please, please, help me loose my virginity ?" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 You look gorgeous and you'd look even better with my cum running down yir tits so let's get the f**k out this place ya dirty slut pmsl ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "Did you fart there? Coz you just blew me away" LOL 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "Excuse me love, can I smell your fanny..?" "No, piss off!" "Ok love, must be your feet then!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,824 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "You don't sweat much for a fat lass" Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobby blackheart 1,209 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 let me stick it in your bum love? fat bird-no i dont like it-well everyone else does it-fat bird-oh go on then ive used that one johnny boy got a swift kick in the nads atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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