paulus 26 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Chat up lines through the ages 1920: "May I have this dance?" 1950: "Want to go to the pictures?" 1980: "What's your star sign?" 1990: "What drink do you want?" 2012: "Here's a picture of my cock." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 paulas have you ever considered modelling ?.....................B.C.... :D1674 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 paulas have you ever considered modelling ?.....................B.C.... :D1674 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Is there any chance i could borrow your face to go ratting love...................... works every time. or Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 I prefer to use a picture of someone else's cock to keep them interested. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 I go straight to the point have a laugh and just come out with ya fancy a pump give her a wee nudge and say I'm only jokin lol no had a smack in the puss yet lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Or a pump come to think of it lol 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 give us a chip and ill take you home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Best one I heard, from a brickie from Sudbury to a lass up here......... On rugby tour obv.... "Hey doll, will you introduce me to your pals?" "What pals?" "Yer nip-pals...." Slaaaaaap! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 get your coat your coming home with me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 does this rag smell like chloroform 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "Do you sleep on your belly,? if not can I ?" usually gets a two word reply ,second word is off cant remember the 1st.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 "After much deliberation I've decided it's your lucky night , lets go"....:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 I assume you are all single and likely to stay that way? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 is that my mobile phone ringing or is it just your knickers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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