baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 What would you do if you had a son and they came home and said they were gay? Then they started acting really camp emphasizing it now they were out? Was thing about this when I was watching britains got talent, that gay c**t that was on. I'd struggle big time, probably put on a face but I'd be really really f*****g gutted. Baw man - this was done a couple o months ago...got more to be annoying me than "what if" one of my kids was gay...I've 5 kids aged between 21 years and 11 months...3 boys and 2 girls...would I like it if they turned out all Graham Norton or Doc Marten wearing lesbian...nope I probably wouldn't if I'm honest...but I wouldn't have it in me to love them any less...far too many folk have to deal with 'real shitty' heartbreaking things as far as their kids are concerned...we've been lucky with our lot..all hale and hearty and long may it continue...one of them being 'gay' would pale into insignificance compared to what some folk go through... Aye I know mate and your right. This is gonna be my last thread you'll be glad to know lol. gonna take a break from the boards before the summer madness comes in. gonna give your other names a summer airing I used to get banned a LOT on here. Folk sussed who my new name was within a couple of posts lol, wouldn't get away with that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) theres a lot scots on this topic it's a common trend for the scotch to be all over these type of threads Steady on lads...Baw might have closet issues he's struggling with...me on the other hand know exactly what I am...and am happy with it... C'mon Baw..you're amongst friends here...talk to us... funny you say that...... I keep getting these recurring dreams, I'm a WW1 officer in the trenches, and get relieved to go get something to eat. When I go into this room its full of lemmings...... I've asked about and seemingly it relates to some gay episode my inner conscious is trying to hide..... is richard gear in the dream ? em iv often wondered what he was up to didnt think hamsters went to ground Edited May 15, 2013 by Banter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 theres a lot scots on this topic it's a common trend for the scotch to be all over these type of threads Steady on lads...Baw might have closet issues he's struggling with...me on the other hand know exactly what I am...and am happy with it... C'mon Baw..you're amongst friends here...talk to us... funny you say that...... I keep getting these recurring dreams, I'm a WW1 officer in the trenches, and get relieved to go get something to eat. When I go into this room its full of lemmings...... I've asked about and seemingly it relates to some gay episode my inner conscious is trying to hide..... is richard gear in the dream ? No, strangely enough cliff Richard is though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 cant see the point in being a lesbian go out looking a woman that looks like a man an wears a rubber dick ffs Well, I for one don't fancy men OR women who look like men, Oh FYI, If you're good enough with your hands there is certainly no need for a "rubber dick" I'll say no more. forgive my ignorance i thought yous kept one stuck in the charger at all times il say no more Oh no, your mixing it up with the electrically charged BDSM equipment we all have. no just in my line of work iv been in a few bedrooms in my day an have noticed a variety of tools laying about Theres a bigger market for vibes/didlos/strapons in the straight female market than in the gay scene. Your sexuality makes no difference to how kinky you might be under the covers, and butt plugs are also massive in the straight male group, go figure... Working in a sex shop for three years really opens your eyes lol. did yous get many orders for blow up sheep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astral 253 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 cant see the point in being a lesbian go out looking a woman that looks like a man an wears a rubber dick ffs Well, I for one don't fancy men OR women who look like men, Oh FYI, If you're good enough with your hands there is certainly no need for a "rubber dick" I'll say no more. forgive my ignorance i thought yous kept one stuck in the charger at all times il say no more Oh no, your mixing it up with the electrically charged BDSM equipment we all have. no just in my line of work iv been in a few bedrooms in my day an have noticed a variety of tools laying about Theres a bigger market for vibes/didlos/strapons in the straight female market than in the gay scene. Your sexuality makes no difference to how kinky you might be under the covers, and butt plugs are also massive in the straight male group, go figure... Working in a sex shop for three years really opens your eyes lol. did yous get many orders for blow up sheep Actually the cheap blow ups were one of our best sellers! Though I think most of them were joke buys or for stag do's.........most of them......remember one very very strange chap that left with one had to pretend to need to fetch it from the stock room, ran in to burst out laughing. Dude looked like he walked straight out of the league of gentlemen's "local shop" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,916 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 theres a lot scots on this topic it's a common trend for the scotch to be all over these type of threads Steady on lads...Baw might have closet issues he's struggling with...me on the other hand know exactly what I am...and am happy with it... C'mon Baw..you're amongst friends here...talk to us... funny you say that...... I keep getting these recurring dreams, I'm a WW1 officer in the trenches, and get relieved to go get something to eat. When I go into this room its full of lemmings...... I've asked about and seemingly it relates to some gay episode my inner conscious is trying to hide..... is richard gear in the dream ? No, strangely enough cliff Richard is though yeh i reckon cliff is a shirt lifter, he said he lives with manger for 20 years, and in all this time you never heard of him with any women, 20 years long time not to shag a women .??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 He has said too much already, now he is off for the summer maybe to one of those more liberal greek islands with his "canoe" ? I'm gonna have to stay on here a few more days until you all understand I am gay and always have been. It's been hard admitting it to you lot, but boy's bums are where my heart is. Sorry if it has been a shock to anyone, but I think in your heart of hearts, you all knew. Love baw xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 theres a lot scots on this topic it's a common trend for the scotch to be all over these type of threads Steady on lads...Baw might have closet issues he's struggling with...me on the other hand know exactly what I am...and am happy with it... C'mon Baw..you're amongst friends here...talk to us... funny you say that...... I keep getting these recurring dreams, I'm a WW1 officer in the trenches, and get relieved to go get something to eat. When I go into this room its full of lemmings...... I've asked about and seemingly it relates to some gay episode my inner conscious is trying to hide..... is richard gear in the dream ?No, strangely enough cliff Richard is though yeh i reckon cliff is a shirt lifter, he said he lives with manger for 20 years, and in all this time you never heard of him with any women, 20 years long time not to shag a women .??? I dunno, you never knew my ex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 He has said too much already, now he is off for the summer maybe to one of those more liberal greek islands with his "canoe" ? I'm gonna have to stay on here a few more days until you all understand I am getting sexually harassing pm's from walshie. They're getting worse, here is his last one...It's been hard admitting it to you, but boy's bums are where my heart is. Sorry if it has been a shock to you baw, cos i know your as straight as straight can be, but I think in your heart of hearts, you all knew. Love walshie xx :eek: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 cant see the point in being a lesbian go out looking a woman that looks like a man an wears a rubber dick ffs Well, I for one don't fancy men OR women who look like men, Oh FYI, If you're good enough with your hands there is certainly no need for a "rubber dick" I'll say no more. forgive my ignorance i thought yous kept one stuck in the charger at all times il say no more Oh no, your mixing it up with the electrically charged BDSM equipment we all have. no just in my line of work iv been in a few bedrooms in my day an have noticed a variety of tools laying about Theres a bigger market for vibes/didlos/strapons in the straight female market than in the gay scene. Your sexuality makes no difference to how kinky you might be under the covers, and butt plugs are also massive in the straight male group, go figure... Working in a sex shop for three years really opens your eyes lol. did yous get many orders for blow up sheep Actually the cheap blow ups were one of our best sellers! Though I think most of them were joke buys or for stag do's.........most of them......remember one very very strange chap that left with one had to pretend to need to fetch it from the stock room, ran in to burst out laughing. Dude looked like he walked straight out of the league of gentlemen's "local shop" no i was looking one for stock breaking the dog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 He has said too much already, now he is off for the summer maybe to one of those more liberal greek islands with his "canoe" ? I'm gonna have to stay on here a few more days until you all understand I am getting sexually harassing pm's from walshie. They're getting worse, here is his last one...It's been hard admitting it to you, but boy's bums are where my heart is. Sorry if it has been a shock to you baw, cos i know your as straight as straight can be, but I think in your heart of hearts, you all knew. Love walshie xx :eek: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 He has said too much already, now he is off for the summer maybe to one of those more liberal greek islands with his "canoe" ? I'm gonna have to stay on here a few more days until you all understand I am getting sexually harassing pm's from walshie. They're getting worse, here is his last one...It's been hard admitting it to you, but boy's bums are where my heart is. Sorry if it has been a shock to you baw, cos i know your as straight as straight can be, but I think in your heart of hearts, you all knew. Love walshie xx :eek: Not bad for YOU. Still here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 surely this topic and the davith Thomas questions and answers went out with the 1980s, who really cares about arse bandits anyway these days the only people that do and keep in front page is the queers themselves can they not accept that modern society accepts them for who they are, why all the need to have to go through a church they should learn that they have gay rights but equally people have the choice not to accept it if they don't want to. theres nothing worse than a muslim homo anti Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,159 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Well I have a girlfriend, and I'm female. Couldn’t give a feck what people think of that, as I know it wasn’t a choice (WHY would I make my own life difficult?) What I do behind closed doors is none of anyone’s beeswax anyway, I’m not a don a rainbow three piece suit and shove it down peoples throats kinda person, but for a balanced view I figured I’d reply to this. If you change your opinion on me due to it, your loss. I’m a nice person really. Personally I think it’s how you act about it, “out n out banner wielders” do my head in for many reasons but mainly because I personally see no point in shaving my head, shoving on a stereotype and walking like I’ve suddenly grown stallion balls. I fancy women, not women trying to be men. People worry about how much more difficult life will be, and its true there are more issues, prejudice and misunderstanding. However holding “gay pride” in my opinion makes it fecking worse! People would be a lot more accepting if they didn’t feel it was being forced on them. Also I can confirm, no gay person can magically convert somebody to gay (At least I wasn't endowed with this apparent magical power!) You either are or you ain’t. Very good post Astral, The over the top, look at me "I'm gay" type, I don't understand why be so in your face... My friends daughter married her girlfriend last summer, I've known her since she was a little un and tbh it was a little strange to see her marry a girl.. Her dad is a great musician and wrote her a song for her first dance, which I must admit was lovely... Both her and her girlfriend are really top people, but at the evening do, there was a few really over the top people who just seemed to have to act up, attention seeking almost.. Both her parents sat with me and my wife and her mother although happy for her daughter was upset that her daughter wouldn't lead the " normal" life ( which I understand), she wanted the whole husband, grand kids etc.. But like you say you can't choose... And her parents are very supportive.. Another one, and this I don't fully understand, my wife's step sister lived with a woman for over 10 years and was openly gay, she is now married to a surgeon ( a man) and lives a very reclusive life right at the bottom of Cornwall.. Are you gay for good? Or was she just messing for half her adult life? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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