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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f***ing English accent........... :bye:

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f*****g English accent........... :bye:

 

i said tae..........so it was in a scottish accent............ :bye:

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f*****g English accent........... :bye:

 

i said tae..........so it was in a scottish accent............ :bye:

 

So you did...i never noticed. I'll use it in a sentence now........Get tae f**k!!...... :laugh::laugh:

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f*****g English accent........... :bye:

 

i said tae..........so it was in a scottish accent............ :bye:

 

So you did...i never noticed. I'll use it in a sentence now........Get tae f**k!!...... :laugh::laugh:

 

:laugh::laugh: the need to sell beer in mcdonalds up there to sort all the overweight jakeys out,,,,,,,,,,,, :D

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f*****g English accent........... :bye:

 

i said tae..........so it was in a scottish accent............ :bye:

 

So you did...i never noticed. I'll use it in a sentence now........Get tae f**k!!...... :laugh::laugh:

 

:laugh::laugh: the need to sell beer in mcdonalds up there to sort all the overweight jakeys out,,,,,,,,,,,, :D

 

I doubt you'd ever see an overweight jakie???????? There was a picture on FB of one of them trying to hoover up a puddle wi a Dyson on Glasgow high street....... :laugh:

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same lab,but it didnt benefit me.he used to throw about ten in a bag,but i f*****g despise all that shite they put on them,and he would be caught if he was just making ten big macs onion only lol

So its a dry Big Mac you eat....? FFS if its no bad enough you live on the shit but the sauce is the best part........ :yes: Not that ive had one for a few years now........sweepings off the floor min!! :D

 

lol do they sell irn bru in mcdonalds in scotland............ :hmm:

 

Aye but its like pish water!!

 

i bet theres optics and beer taps in them tae.............. :laugh:

 

Naw but theres a trapdoor when it hears a f*****g English accent........... :bye:

 

i said tae..........so it was in a scottish accent............ :bye:

 

So you did...i never noticed. I'll use it in a sentence now........Get tae f**k!!...... :laugh::laugh:

 

:laugh::laugh: the need to sell beer in mcdonalds up there to sort all the overweight jakeys out,,,,,,,,,,,, :D

 

I doubt you'd ever see an overweight jakie???????? There was a picture on FB of one of them trying to hoover up a puddle wi a Dyson on Glasgow high street....... :laugh:

 

ffs........... :laugh::laugh:

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what a random topic..............i have done things others would consider heroic, but its more being in the wrong place at the wrong time........and then having to do what needs doing.

 

i have saved a few lives with first aid, a fat welsh lass i worked with as a teenager was choking on a chicken bone and i did the heimlich maneuver.....she was that fat i couldnt get my arms around her so ended up sort of punching her in the stomach, it worked and the bone flew about 10 feet and stuck in another lasses hair.......also dressed a sucking chest wound on a lad that had been stabbed, stopped his lungs collapsing until the ambulance turned up..........not heroic just life

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therer a few near choked to death.wonder how many actually die of that year.Its like fish,no matter how much im enjoying it,i find one bone and its in the f*****g bucket.

Aprox 2,500 a year in the US lol

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therer a few near choked to death.wonder how many actually die of that year.Its like fish,no matter how much im enjoying it,i find one bone and its in the f*****g bucket.

Aprox 2,500 a year in the US lol

 

why does not that suprise me lol

didnt yon f***ing idiot bush near choke to death on pretzel,and then banged his head.prob back on the drink or the ching lol

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therer a few near choked to death.wonder how many actually die of that year.Its like fish,no matter how much im enjoying it,i find one bone and its in the f*****g bucket.

Aprox 2,500 a year in the US lol

 

why does not that suprise me lol

didnt yon f*****g idiot bush near choke to death on pretzel,and then banged his head.prob back on the drink or the ching lol

 

Yeh he did lol

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