walshie 2,804 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 drum roll............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 so very true baw,and even now when im cutting the hedge i take extra care, your life can be snatched from you in a heartbeat.nothing is certain! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 drum roll............... c**t won't post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this thread Me too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 so very true baw,and even now when im cutting the hedge i take extra care, your life can be snatched from you in a heartbeat.nothing is certain! I don't know why folk don't commit suicide this way, lot more easier than hanging. I can mind years ago staying in a travel lodge type place. Woman was committing suicide, barricaded the door. Helped the receptionist burst it open, she had took a load of pills and f**k knows what else but it looked like she was shitting her insides out. I thought pills was a painless easy way to go too, f**k that. Turned out she was a mental patient. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 I was a real heroic Lifeguard... then the 'S' fell off the front of me trunks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this thread Me too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D Ohhh f**k, do we need to beg you too ya pair of teasers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 O.k ,picture the scene , burning building ,third floor ,two badly burnt unconscious men ,my mate picks one up ,over his shoulder and slowly carries him down a burning staircase ,taking care to protect him from flaming debris ,very brave man was my mate , I grabbed the other one by the ankles and ran down the stairs as quick as my legs would go banging his head on every step on the way down , my mates casualty died , mine lived ,and I became the biggest s h I t house ever to get a commendation. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this threadMe too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D I remember a r n I e taking me out on that boat ,where. You there then mate . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 O.k ,picture the scene , burning building ,third floor ,two badly burnt unconscious men ,my mate picks one up ,over his shoulder and slowly carries him down a burning staircase ,taking care to protect him from flaming debris ,very brave man was my mate , I grabbed the other one by the ankles and ran down the stairs as quick as my legs would go banging his head on every step on the way down , my mates casualty died , mine lived ,and I became the biggest s h I t house ever to get a commendation. is that true mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Every word Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this threadMe too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D I remember a r n I e taking me out on that boat ,where. You there then mate . Stan was the one up front bosun, clapping his hands and shrieking like Ned Flanders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this threadMe too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D I remember a r n I e taking me out on that boat ,where. You there then mate . If that was mid/late 80's then yer. Do you mean Arnie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 That's what I get ,risk my life daily ,walk nonchalantly in to burning buildings ,save countless lives . And all you pair of Mongols do is mock me . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Can they be work related ? I used to be a fireman and can make myself look really good on this threadMe too.....I worked on the Inshore Rescue Boat on the Mersey and have been a trained Lifeguard for about 27years....!! :D I remember a r n I e taking me out on that boat ,where. You there then mate . Stan was the one up front bosun, clapping his hands and shrieking like Ned Flanders :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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