blackdug 90 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Did you ever think that a fox or neighbors dog could smell your sandwiches and biscuits through the door or letter box and was up on it,s hind legs trying to open your door ..stranger things have happened and the reason I say it is that two out of my three dogs know how to open all the doors in my house if I don,t lock them with a key....my bull whippet can open the three doors from her room to my bedroom in under a minute and I,m sure if it involved corn beef sandwiches she could do it quicker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) f**k the knife i aint doing a long term for scums but hey we all wanna give them a twating for wood is ma tool, ive got two downstairs and one upstairs so id defo take there kneecaps and collerbones to task... Edited May 13, 2013 by bracken boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 516 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Im a lorry driver an have to be up early most days and if it's a really early one il sleep on sofa downstairs so im up an out. I leave ma snap bag on the front door handle do don't forget it. Today's consisted of corn beef sandwhichs hula hoops an a pack of hobnobs (£1 from co op) bargain. Any road , I was lying awake on sofa in the dark having 10 minits with the dog when all of a sudden the front door handle squeaked an ma snap bag hit the wooden floor some cheeky tw*t was tryin to get in. Dog was goin mental barking.I jumped up in ma undercrackers an primark Xmas jumper an bolted for the door. Couldn't see anyone. Went to kitchen to get a knife an went round the house turning all the lights on. Dont know what i would have done had i of caught him/them but Told a bloke at work an he said if I had caught them half way down the street an battered them I would have been done for assault as they weren't on my property?!? Has anyone had an experience like this on here? Got me wondering was it my dog they were after? Or my truck? Or maybe they were just opportunist theiving bas*ards?! Either way my day turned from bad to worse when I got to work only to discover my £1 hobnobs were all f**king broken from falling off the handle....sh*t day! Well to be honest mate you've only yourself to blame If you'd bought McVities Hobnobs then there would've been minimal damage to the biscuits and your tea break in work would've suffered far less. Thats just how the cookie crumbles mate. Hahaha !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oooh crumbs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SLIPUM88 39 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Im a lorry driver an have to be up early most days and if it's a really early one il sleep on sofa downstairs so im up an out. I leave ma snap bag on the front door handle do don't forget it. Today's consisted of corn beef sandwhichs hula hoops an a pack of hobnobs (£1 from co op) bargain. Any road , I was lying awake on sofa in the dark having 10 minits with the dog when all of a sudden the front door handle squeaked an ma snap bag hit the wooden floor some cheeky tw*t was tryin to get in. Dog was goin mental barking.I jumped up in ma undercrackers an primark Xmas jumper an bolted for the door. Couldn't see anyone. Went to kitchen to get a knife an went round the house turning all the lights on. Dont know what i would have done had i of caught him/them but Told a bloke at work an he said if I had caught them half way down the street an battered them I would have been done for assault as they weren't on my property?!? Has anyone had an experience like this on here? Got me wondering was it my dog they were after? Or my truck? Or maybe they were just opportunist theiving bas*ards?! Either way my day turned from bad to worse when I got to work only to discover my £1 hobnobs were all f**king broken from falling off the handle....sh*t day! well if we're my hobnobs I'd of caught them down street and dragged um back to house and well let's just say wouldn't of made them a bru braking a mans hobnobs = death penalty lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 If I broke a mans biscuits I would do a runner too, they were probably set to take hostages until they crossed the line with the biscuits, even scum have some sense of decency. RIP Hobnobs I told my mrs about this and told her what I would do, she said my life is beyond a joke now...so I picked up my chicken and crossed the road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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