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Im a lorry driver an have to be up early most days and if it's a really early one il sleep on sofa downstairs so im up an out. I leave ma snap bag on the front door handle do don't forget it. Today's consisted of corn beef sandwhichs hula hoops an a pack of hobnobs (£1 from co op) bargain.

 

Any road , I was lying awake on sofa in the dark having 10 minits with the dog when all of a sudden the front door handle squeaked an ma snap bag hit the wooden floor some cheeky tw*t was tryin to get in. Dog was goin mental barking.I jumped up in ma undercrackers an primark Xmas jumper an bolted for the door. Couldn't see anyone. Went to kitchen to get a knife an went round the house turning all the lights on.

 

Dont know what i would have done had i of caught him/them but Told a bloke at work an he said if I had caught them half way down the street an battered them I would have been done for assault as they weren't on my property?!?

 

Has anyone had an experience like this on here? Got me wondering was it my dog they were after? Or my truck? Or maybe they were just opportunist theiving bas*ards?!

 

Either way my day turned from bad to worse when I got to work only to discover my £1 hobnobs were all f**king broken from falling off the handle....sh*t day!

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I have a confession... I am an accomplished hobnob theif... :angel: I wont buy them when its much more fun to steal them... Had i known you had hobnobs dangling from your doorknob id steal them too... As for the knife.. What ye gonna do? Make me a sandwich? :whistling:

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the only experiance i`ve had similar to yours are i`ve got a primark xmas jumper -- i`ve bought hobnobs from the co-op for the bargain price of £1 and i sometimes sleep on the setee if i have to get up early .. ;)

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So sorry for you loss bud.. If I was closer, I`d buy you a new pack..

Dodgy though mate..

But on a lighter note, I stayed with my grandad when I was a young blade, he lived in a little row of oap bungalows. One night I came home newted, and couldnt work out why my key wouldnt work and why my gramps wouldnt open the front door, instead just waving at me through the living room net curtain. All became clear when the blues turned up, and explained I was trying to get into the house next door... Ooops.

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I have a confession... I am an accomplished hobnob theif... :angel: I wont buy them when its much more fun to steal them... Had i known you had hobnobs dangling from your doorknob id steal them too... As for the knife.. What ye gonna do? Make me a sandwich? :whistling:

Maybe bit of butter on the hobnobs,I quite like digestives like that.

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Could be your wife's bit on the side she usually leaves the door open for him but this time it was locked , you could just imagine him thinkin shit and tip toeing away lol

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I have a confession... I am an accomplished hobnob theif... :angel: I wont buy them when its much more fun to steal them... Had i known you had hobnobs dangling from your doorknob id steal them too... As for the knife.. What ye gonna do? Make me a sandwich? :whistling:

Maybe bit of butter on the hobnobs,I quite like digestives like that.

Nononono that wont do at all... The only way to eat hobnobs is after dunking it in coffee

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Ye f*ck knows why I went for the knife jus seemed logical it was either that or a spoon but lOokin back a skin head covered in tattoos wielding a spoon in a lovely Xmas jumper would be enough to make me think am not goin back there.

 

Regarding the sandwiches he would have had to make do with corned beef cos I save the good ham for Friday. Set me up for the weekend ya see.

 

I'm not ruling out bears either because I've heard they f*ckin love a hob nob with a warm milky drink. This incident occurred during the night which leads me to believe that owls may have also been involved...

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Im a lorry driver an have to be up early most days and if it's a really early one il sleep on sofa downstairs so im up an out. I leave ma snap bag on the front door handle do don't forget it. Today's consisted of corn beef sandwhichs hula hoops an a pack of hobnobs (£1 from co op) bargain.

 

Any road , I was lying awake on sofa in the dark having 10 minits with the dog when all of a sudden the front door handle squeaked an ma snap bag hit the wooden floor some cheeky tw*t was tryin to get in. Dog was goin mental barking.I jumped up in ma undercrackers an primark Xmas jumper an bolted for the door. Couldn't see anyone. Went to kitchen to get a knife an went round the house turning all the lights on.

 

Dont know what i would have done had i of caught him/them but Told a bloke at work an he said if I had caught them half way down the street an battered them I would have been done for assault as they weren't on my property?!?

 

Has anyone had an experience like this on here? Got me wondering was it my dog they were after? Or my truck? Or maybe they were just opportunist theiving bas*ards?!

 

Either way my day turned from bad to worse when I got to work only to discover my £1 hobnobs were all f**king broken from falling off the handle....sh*t day!

Well to be honest mate you've only yourself to blame :yes:

 

If you'd bought McVities Hobnobs then there would've been minimal damage to the biscuits and your tea break in work would've suffered far less.

 

Thats just how the cookie crumbles mate. :D

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Sounds like this could be the new way for security.....never mind all the fancy cctv just stick a pack of Hobnobs on the door handle, intruder hears them fall knowing fine well a loud bang from a packet of biscuits from 3 feet.. :icon_eek: would alert the home owner. Maybe you should put a pillow on the floor under the handle tonight...just incase the c**t comes back!!!

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