NEWKID 27,159 Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) Avoid bores at game fairs, pubs, school sporting events, work by simply repeating the words " f**k off and leave me alone you c**t" until the problem disappears ! We've had a tele com engineer in our office pricing to re wire, new phones etc, he's finished my mates place next door and thinks he's doing mine.. He is the most boring, iritating twat I've ever met, he seriously pisses me off and has cost me and others who work for me time with his continued boring shit.... I decided last week I'm going to pay more ( he's the cheapest) purely because I can't handle him, so he's lost the job because he's a twat lol... Edited May 12, 2013 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 Avoid bores at game fairs, pubs, school sporting events, work by simply repeating the words " f**k off and leave me alone you c**t" until the problem disappears ! We've had a tele com engineer in our office pricing to re wire, new phones etc, he's finished my mates place next door and thinks he's doing mine.. He is the most boring, iritating twat I've ever met, he seriously pisses me off and has cost me and others who work for me time with his continued boring shit.... I decided last week I'm going to pay more ( he's the cheapest) purely because I can't handle him, so he's lost the job because he's a twat lol... You've never met Lab then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted May 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Apply 4x2 to his face liberally until problem subsides.... I'm tempted to put that into practice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fret78 87 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 If you have toothache, find someone with a wort on his hand, piss on him and when he smacks you, you are both cured. Simples.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 if you ware a turban ............you get these magic powers and you can A) get away with anything and get treated better than others......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 if you eat something cold like ice cream and you get brain freeze stick your thumb in your mouth and press hard against the roof of your mouth itll go away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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