Weird Remedies.

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

Lad here at work reccons if you've got a bad cough, rub Vicks Vapo-Rub on your feet, and sleep with your socks on.

 

Anybody tried it?

Any other 'Home Brew' Remedies out there?

 

 

My wife does this wi the little ones...rub the Vicks rub on the soles of their feet, socks on = good night's sleep...dunno the logic behind it but it seems to work...

[BIGLURKS 874]

There is some thing about leaving a cut open onion in ur room if u have a cold or some thing

[Qbgrey 4,097]

chapped lips.lift u horses tail and kiss its arse.......................will it stop chapped lips hell no but it sure stop ya lickin em (old en i know)

[RubyTex 1,957]

I had a wart on my thumb that nothing in the chemists would shift. The local wise woman told me to p*ss on it every morning, first one of the day. (Good job it wasn't on my face )

It was gone within a couple of weeks.

 

Where do you live, Narnia??

[Fat-Ferret 857]

Cobwebs stop bleeding

[Blackbriar 8,569]

An old, old cure for a sore throat was to hold a frog a your mouth for a few seconds. Gives rise to 'having a frog in your throat' and an old wives tale for why frogs croak.

 

Cure hiccups by having someone pull your ears while you drink a glass of water.(At first, I mis-typed 'ears' !)

 

To cure nits, wash your hair in paraffin.

 

Stop bread from drying out by storing it in a bucket of water.

 

 

 

OK, I made the last one up.

Edited May 12, 2013 by Blackbriar

[pip1968 2,490]

if you ever get an ice cube stuck in your throat,drink boiling water out the kettle,job done

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Calm hysterical children by slapping their legs and dragging them by the wrist.

 

if you're worried that a night on red wine might stain your teeth, drink a bottle of white wine before bed.

 

Avoid the temption to eat that chocolate bar by not buying it in the first place, you fat ba5tard !

Edited May 12, 2013 by Blackbriar

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Give up smoking by sticking one fag from each packet up your best mate's ar5e. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth should put you off for good!

[northern lad 2,292]

Couple of drops of Bergamot in the bathwater for Eczema tried it ,yep it works ....and I smell sweeeeet

[walshie 2,804]

 

I had a wart on my thumb that nothing in the chemists would shift. The local wise woman told me to p*ss on it every morning, first one of the day. (Good job it wasn't on my face )

It was gone within a couple of weeks.

 

Where do you live, Narnia??

 

 

What's up mate? Don't they have wise women 'ey up in Hartlepool. How quaint.

[WILF 47,224]

Avoid bores at game fairs, pubs, school sporting events, work by simply repeating the words " f**k off and leave me alone you c**t" until the problem disappears !

[04fox8 168]

Avoid bores at game fairs, pubs, school sporting events, work by simply repeating the words " f**k off and leave me alone you c**t" until the problem disappears !

 

Work with a f**ker that wouldn't work on! Can tell him 20 times a day, and he'll apear at supper time, spouting more crap!

Are there any alternative words I should be trying?

[WILF 47,224]

Apply 4x2 to his face liberally until problem subsides....

[Waz 4,265]

Hiccup cure: drink a glass of water from the other side.

 

Heard that putting sliced onion in your socks before bed will get rid of a cold.