Joke

[blackmaggie 3,376]

if you kill yourself its called suicide if you kill someone else its called homocide if you kill lots of people its called genecide if you have never won the premier league its called merseyside

[Guest bullterrier]

[chelsea 125]

nice one

[stewie 3,387]

and when its an ironic post its called ironside.............

[bear-uk 17]

First Maggie dies, then Fergy retires. Some Scouser still has 1 wish left.

[Guest bullterrier]

First Maggie dies, then Fergy retires. Some Scouser still has 1 wish left.

were saving that wish to make lurcher 1 support his own team there again you can call lurcher1 a few things but i will not let anyone call him a trophy hunting john

[stewie 3,387]

 

First Maggie dies, then Fergy retires. Some Scouser still has 1 wish left.

were saving that wish to make lurcher 1 support his own team there again you can call lurcher1 a few things but i will not let anyone call him a trophy hunting john

 

i may aswell support united now for all the trophys they will win under moyes...............

[Dubba 72]

In a club tonight and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said "have you got a pen''. She smiled and said "yes". I said "well f**k off back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".

[bob.243 8,668]

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says "Your heart,

lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine

Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the

doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"

 

 

[mick c 411]

the mrs said to me last night whilst sat crying you don't take me anywhere expensive nowadays so I said get your fecking coat on , she said where we going , I said the petrol station

[bob.243 8,668]

• · I’m living next door to a lebanese couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they’ve challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I’m just writing to you while the kettle boils!

   

  · Can you spare just £2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video – its f***ing hilarious.

   

  · I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It’s not yours is it?

   

  · I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

   

  · Been to the optometrist today – he told me I was colour blind. I’m f****n' worried now that some of my friends could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

   

  · There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

   

[Guest bullterrier]

 

 

First Maggie dies, then Fergy retires. Some Scouser still has 1 wish left.

were saving that wish to make lurcher 1 support his own team there again you can call lurcher1 a few things but i will not let anyone call him a trophy hunting john

 

i may aswell support united now for all the trophys they will win under moyes...............

 

ill bet you whatever you want now that moyes wins a title long before rogers john

[Its_grim_up_norf 577]

moyes has been doing a grand job for the toffees on absolutely zero money. he's now on what can be best described as a 6 year appreticeship under ferguson. once he settles he'll clean up. as much as it pains me as an everton fan.

[patterdale666 1,620]

 

• · Im living next door to a lebanese couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and theyve challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so Im just writing to you while the kettle boils!

   

  · Can you spare just £2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video its f*****g hilarious.

   

  · Ive caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" Its not yours is it?

   

  · Im sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

   

  · Been to the optometrist today he told me I was colour blind. Im f****n' worried now that some of my friends could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

   

  · Theres a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

:laugh: Brilliant!!!