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i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.

Ah reckon mods should come along, have a wee read o' this kinda retarded shit and delete it....ffs...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the bi

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would these collar,s be all right to use in a comp or are they illegal.i done mine with a bannana skin an the mate,s done his greyhound,s with it won his next 2 race,s improved 6 length,s.any more TIP,S jerry attrick. :laugh::laugh:

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todays tip is how to catch a duck wid yer bear hand

 

Locat a large dead log. Using a ax or survival knife, boar a hole out a section in the midle off the log that is large enough for you to fit your upper body in. Drill a hole in the top part of this gap to serve as your air hole

 

Find a body of water that is inabited by ducks. A pond works best if one is avaiable.Put your log in the water, with the gap facing up. If you have a pair of gogles handy, wear them. They will allow you to see underwater better but they are not required.Squeeze your upper body into the log and slowly drift toward the ducks. No part of your body should be seen above the water, the only thing visible should be the log. Look under the water to find the ducks feet.Grab the duck by it's feet and pull him under water. Immediately break its neck and place it in the boared out section of the log.Catch only what you need to survive.

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todays tip is how to catch a duck wid yer bear hand

 

Locat a large dead log. Using a ax or survival knife, boar a hole out a section in the midle off the log that is large enough for you to fit your upper body in. Drill a hole in the top part of this gap to serve as your air hole

 

Find a body of water that is inabited by ducks. A pond works best if one is avaiable.Put your log in the water, with the gap facing up. If you have a pair of gogles handy, wear them. They will allow you to see underwater better but they are not required.Squeeze your upper body into the log and slowly drift toward the ducks. No part of your body should be seen above the water, the only thing visible should be the log. Look under the water to find the ducks feet.Grab the duck by it's feet and pull him under water. Immediately break its neck and place it in the boared out section of the log.Catch only what you need to survive.

 

Fecking genius... Keep 'em coming Jerry!! :yes:

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bealive it ot not the survival in scotish highlans wild enviroment is easy if ye know how but in the woods ye can die from many many many different ways and you be suprised how many dead bodies i have found in them woods and things but. by simply haveing knowledge and using stuff arounf ye the woods can become a friend agood place too live by have a simple nife ye can fashion ye own tools and traps for meant off survival so you don go hungry today but main help is a cushty owl juk, but all us make sure the collar is al polished and greas and shiny, it like personal hygene for the owl juk


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any tips for catch rabbits this dogs useless so i have to do it meself :hmm::hmm::hmm:

Bunnies are quick as ****, but yo go to remember, their legs are like 4" long lol lol :boogy: so they get tired very quickly :thumbs: . If you were to get one out in the open, you could run it till it was at the point of collapsing, and then pounce on it. :victory: this wood be hard though though, becuase a rabbit would never be out in complete open without somewhere to hide, especially as much ground your gonna cover chasing it they not daft them rabbut. either do That or you could do like some pack hunters do. that is 1 person run the rabbit till they are tired, then another person jump in and run the rabbit till they are tired, and so on until the rabbit collapses... that way you don go hungry tommoro :yes:

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