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i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.

Ah reckon mods should come along, have a wee read o' this kinda retarded shit and delete it....ffs...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the bi

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Isn't this a bit boring now ?

What's got in to you LC we're only up to page 6 only just warming up,anyone got any recipes for all this illicit game :boogy::laugh:

 

i was own the pub last night wid he man who tell me a bout how to survive an he gived me this reipe

for crows actuallyCrow and Mushroom Stew

3 crows

1 spoon lard

1 pint stock or gravy

2 spoon cream

1/2 cup mushrooms

salt and pepper

 

Clean and cut crows into small portions and let them cook a short time in the lard in a saucepan, being careful not to brown them.

Next, add to the contents of the pan, the stock or gravy, and salt, pepper to taste.

Simmer 1 hour, or until tender, add mushrooms, simmer 10 minutes more and then stir in cream.

Arrange the mushrooms around the crows on a hot plate

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hello ime gone catching an old crow or 3 the day the man down the pub said cos my dogs collar all greased up now it wil be nice and shiney and all crowns and be atracted to me dogs collar and come down to peck me shiny dogs collar them me cushy old jucal can snap me 3 big black crows out the aire

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any thing from ants to mice they will hunt them out dig them up my garden looks like Bierut, I tried them down a mates allotment they dug all his carrots up and ate them never got invited back.Some one said they might catch bigger stuff but not to sure will ask Baw next time hes on, :thumbs:

Depend show good an aim you are with a coursing catty :hmm:

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thank you for your support bosun11 :thumbs: apliying grease to your dogs collar does work in making the dog go faster its just that most people dont understand how

so because of ther ignorance they believe i am beeing funny which i am not i am just trying to be helpful to all dog men as we have enough opposition as it is wit out turn on each other :yes:

 

Understandin motion of air (often called a flow field) around a object enables the calculation of forces and moments acting on the object. Typical properties calculated for a flow field include velocity pressure density and temperature as a function of spatial position and time. Aerodynamics allows the definition and solution of equations for the conservation of mass momentum and energy in air. The use of aerodynamics through mathematical analysis, empirical approximations, wind tunnel experimentation, and computer simulations form the scientific basis for heavier than air flight and a number of other technologies.including lurchers

this is very important in being a good hunter and giving you self that extra percentage to sucees and ovious the aplication of a good grease to the collar and good polish like kiwi or cherry blossom can help catch more food for a famly in poverty and suffering hardship it is similar to duncan good hew success story

Although others have found that this polishing the collars equals PI2 / 6 when n=2, PI4 / 90 when n = 4 and similar solutions for all possible even values of n, no one has discovered an exact value when n is an odd integer (3, 5, 7, ...) (note: when n=1, the sum does not converge, but it does has relations to the gamma constant.

 

post-76778-0-10567200-1368200370.jpg duncan goodhew same fernomenom as the polished collar

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i really do look forward to reading your posts krautboy. complete bull but very funny.

I know how to keep warm,, make bivouacs, and all of that. I catch rabbits and other animals and birds and cook them to eat. some People would be amazed at the different kinds of eggs you can eat pigeons' and seagulls'. I make a wee fire and get an old tin can or something. I boil the water to sterilise it and cook in it."

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everytin has a breaking point ;) The point at which physical, mental, or emotional strength gives way under stress.The point at which a condition or situation becomes critical all lurchers and all people have a breaking point but this can be allieviated slight by keeping your dogs collar polished to a hi standard :thumbs:
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You should tell 'em more tales of parsley sowing and the like Jerry, you could enlighten those that want to learn those ways...Leave the fractions and mathematical equasions for Plummerphiles.. ;)

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You should tell 'em more tales of parsley sowing and the like Jerry, you could enlighten those that want to learn those ways...Leave the fractions and mathematical equasions for Plummerphiles.. ;)

 

 

 

hello bosun and tanks for you continued support i got plenty of tips and opinion for anyone want to grow herbs. i give you a bit of tips on growing herb now,, then i have to go to see the man in the pub for more tips and get me herb

 

here we go to enlighten others who like da herb

 

 

Rule 1: Never tell anyone, not even your friends, that you've started growing!

I know, I know, this is common sense, right?

But unfortunately it's not. Telling the wrong person is the number 1 most common reason growers get caught.

No, growers don't get usually caught because their seeds were intercepted, or because they were buying some hydroponic growing equipment.

Here's my "never get caught, ever, for growing herbs" policy: You can never trust someone else as closely as yourself.

That is why should never, ever tell a soul that you grow herbs. No excuses.

If someone asks you where you got your herb, tell them you'd rather not talk about it and leave it at that.

Don't ever give hints that you know how to grow herbs. If you encounter others who are talking about it, bite your lip and act dumb!

then you dont get a knock on the door ;):thumbs:

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a good tip is to find a nice steep hill which drops down to some game cover or a small wood which contains peasants ;) each morning as it breaks daylight scatter a hand full of raisins at the bottom of the hill and get the peasants feeding confident for a weak, onese the peasant nice and confidnt take a old car tyre to the top of the hill before it is light and hide in the grass with the tire, then wehn the light come out and the peasants all come out for the raisins at the bottom of the hill, gently get the wheel lined up to a peasant and let it roll down the hill into the bunch of confident feeding peasants, and the tyre will flatten one of them old peasants this way you dont go hungry for a day :thumbs: then them herbs will go very nice with this,

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whats da best way to polish me dogs collear was talking to a feller in the pub and he reckons when he was racing, whippets if he's collars were smooth and shiny and clean, hes dogs were a bit faster cos he said there was less wind resisatance of a clean collar than a mucky one, i got a 3/4 bulldog x 1/4 whippet and could do wid a bit extra speed, so i wonder if someone could help me about dis collars

ha ha the man in the pub dosent have a clue line ur dog it either has speed or it hasent

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a good tip is to find a nice steep hill which drops down to some game cover or a small wood which contains peasants ;) each morning as it breaks daylight scatter a hand full of raisins at the bottom of the hill and get the peasants feeding confident for a weak, onese the peasant nice and confidnt take a old car tyre to the top of the hill before it is light and hide in the grass with the tire, then wehn the light come out and the peasants all come out for the raisins at the bottom of the hill, gently get the wheel lined up to a peasant and let it roll down the hill into the bunch of confident feeding peasants, and the tyre will flatten one of them old peasants this way you dont go hungry for a day :thumbs: then them herbs will go very nice with this,

clinkin idea why didnt i think of that
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