Polishing Collars

[pip1968 2,490]

i tell ye some more trick later cos i got fishing today

dont forget the fork

[sandymere 8,263]

Paulus if "an aerodynamic helmet could also increase speed" does that mean my dog will run faster if I get it circumcised???.

 

 

Jerry, the problem with your calculations is that you dont allow for colour weight difference, youll never get it really sorted till you allow for all the variables.

[Hydropotesinermis 724]

Oh I'm not trying to be big or hard.

 

I just reckon you are putting this poor typing on for effect.

[hounddog3 751]

jerry did u ever try one of them windflo jacket,s really good for slow dog,s or plodder,s turn,s them into whipper snapper,s i heard .can someone get the windflo advert up .

[Banter 1,751]

this is going to be a long fcukn summer

[paulus 26]

Paulus if "an aerodynamic helmet could also increase speed" does that mean my dog will run faster if I get it circumcised???.

 

 

Jerry, the problem with your calculations is that you dont allow for colour weight difference, youll never get it really sorted till you allow for all the variables.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned

to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike

up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

 

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total

stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

 

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,

or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

 

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask

you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same

stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns

out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

 

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which

the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss

God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

 

And then she went back to reading her book.

[stripes 401]

Very good paulus lol

[nothernlite 18,089]

did he not tell you to put lettuce with pepper on it outside the burrow next to a brick so when the rabbit eats it it will sneeze and bang its head of the brick and kills itself

[iworkwhippets 12,628]

Northernlite, thanks fer that, i will give it a go, any more tips pal, i thank you

[low plains drifter 10,655]

just seen him down the pub an he brought this stuff he said it work and make dog faster a bit

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Forget the collar,rub the grease into your boots it'll keep your plates of meat dry,when the pish head is slobbering down your leg

[jamesmc 582]

ONE OF THE MODS ON HERE SHOULD DEFINETLY MAKE A SPECIAL NEEDS SECTION...

[low plains drifter 10,655]

Here's one for the ferretless ferreter,take one crab (medium size ish) melt some candle wax on it's shell then fix the short stub of candle to it's shell send crab down rabbit hole,wait quietly,patiently then remove catch from nets,and whistle old hardback up to the surface,this was a technique used in war times,and under no circumstances should this be scoffed at

[jerry attrick 264]

good ways to kill rabbits is Watch where the rabbits return at dawn, next day when they are out block their burrow at arms length with rocks then grass. Chase them into their burrow and then you can reach in easily.

[jerry attrick 264]

tomorrow i tell ye another good trick about not go hungry and catching food

[LaraCroft 863]

Isn't this a bit boring now ?