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spandex doggy unitard, f**k polishing collars, got to move with the times, they do adidas ones specially made for bull crosses, better camo for them urban gingers...blend in with surroundings...and owners :whistling:

only messin lads.

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i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.

Ah reckon mods should come along, have a wee read o' this kinda retarded shit and delete it....ffs...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the bi

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cheers for da replies everone' ime just new to da lurcher game and ime learnin real fast off the bloke down the pub, he said he going to show me the way it works tomorrow after ive sined on. he said some grease work better than over stuff, when i get me money i will get a car cos the over one got took off me for not been very good the copper said, i dont fink he knew what i was on about, cos he never mentioned putting greas on his dog collar either

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i had some spate time on me hands today so i mad this cat see what yo all say

 

Calculate the Aerodynamic Drag and Propulsive Power of a lurcher

Fill in the information in the boxes.

amount of grease on collar

type of grease

type of cross of dog

Velocity is your dogs velocity (mi/hr) as read on a speedometer.
+ (plus) is forward on a good january hare
- (minus) is backward. on summit with teeth

Wind velocity (mi/hr) is - (minus) if it is a tailwind, + (plus) if it is a headwind (relative to the ground).

Weight is in pounds.

Grade is the duration of the chase. 0 is flat, 90 is a good hare.

Click on the "Calculate" button.

Notice the drag force and power required to keep your dog moving at a constant velocity.

weight of dog collar

length of dogs hair

 

dogs

velocity

Wind velocity

dogs

weight

Grade
mi/hr
mi/hr
pounds
degrees

 

The relative velocity is

meters/sec

 

The drag is

Newtons

 

The power required to maintain a constant
velocity is

Watts

 

or

 

 


mi/hr

 

or

Calories per minute

colour of dog

colour of collar

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whats da best way to polish me dogs collear was talking to a feller in the pub and he reckons when he was racing, whippets if he's collars were smooth and shiny and clean, hes dogs were a bit faster cos he said there was less wind resisatance of a clean collar than a mucky one, i got a 3/4 bulldog x 1/4 whippet and could do wid a bit extra speed, so i wonder if someone could help me about dis collars

Never mind polishing the dogs collar you should maybe polish your brass neck lol :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Fookin windup merchant, anyone guessed who it is yet? lol :D

no a wind up stripey there always room from improvement getting and advantage on yo quarry is all about pecentages in yo favour, more percentages in your favour more chance of being suck ses full, that chart i made for use all took me half an hour to do you be great full one day, when ime dead i be famous i reckon like plummer

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What if the collar has stripes on it :hmm:

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!! :D

 

I knew it ! My dog has a tartan collar - no wonder he doesn't catch anything.

 

Yeah but he's very agile, so still ok for the mice! :D

 

True - he smashes mice. Sometimes 2 or 3 a night

 

But will he do that night after night without jacking?

 

If anyone asks, yes - and I have endless meaningless youtube clips to prove it, and loads of other accounts friends, to agree with me :thumbs:

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