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i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.

Ah reckon mods should come along, have a wee read o' this kinda retarded shit and delete it....ffs...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the bi

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jerry have you tried a ginger one they normaly have a bit of an aroma about them

hello banter i tried a one made out of ginger pubes once, but all the samons gathered around it and just took the piss

 

cheers jerry il see if i can get my hands on some black ones

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What's the tip for today Jerry?...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, :thumbs:One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the biggest salmon are cock fish it is said that they are attracted to a woman's pheromones :icon_eek: , lol :icon_eek: which transmit themselves to the water by the woman handling the fly and fishing line. Salmon have very powerful smeeling systems and it is also thought this is one of the ways they find their way home to spawn, so this theory starts to look interesting (of course, it's not the only reason women catch fish).so i was wonderin i might go down glasgow and get some smelly prostitutes minge hare, and tie up some salmon flies out of this owl prossies pubes, and then i catch a whopper salmon and dont go hungry for a day, i live like a king. you could try this if you have a lady friend and make a lure for them owl salmon. dont forget to polish yer dogs collars today before ye go :thumbs:

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:laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .....interesting theory pal.. ;) ,I will have a go at this,then get back to you.. :thumbs:

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What's the tip for today Jerry?...

if ye want a nice big juicy samon for ye tea this is me tip for today, :thumbs:One of the theries put forward about women's success with catchin salmon is cos off their womans pheromones. and Because the biggest salmon are cock fish it is said that they are attracted to a woman's pheromones :icon_eek: , lol :icon_eek: which transmit themselves to the water by the woman handling the fly and fishing line. Salmon have very powerful smeeling systems and it is also thought this is one of the ways they find their way home to spawn, so this theory starts to look interesting (of course, it's not the only reason women catch fish).so i was wonderin i might go down glasgow and get some smelly prostitutes minge hare, and tie up some salmon flies out of this owl prossies pubes, and then i catch a whopper salmon and dont go hungry for a day, i live like a king. you could try this if you have a lady friend and make a lure for them owl salmon. dont forget to polish yer dogs collars today before ye go :thumbs:

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:laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .....interesting theory pal.. ;) ,I will have a go at this,then get back to you.. :thumbs:

 

thats a old one jerry ffs

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