Polishing Collars

[jerry attrick 264]

dont know if he was drunk but he tole me this he said there is always room for inprovement and that make sense in my books

[jerry attrick 264]

anyway he tol me anpther trick tonight not the greece one another one he tol me wene i go rabbit catching to Cover all the burrows with some netting then , in a baccy tin put 3 -4 boxes of match heads then light them and push in as far as possible. The rabbits panic at the smell of sulpher and bolt. then i dont go hungry he say

[jerry attrick 264]

then me other tick he learn me was this i tell ye this trick but no more cos the man said its all secrets handed down from a old man and we keep it ourselfs

 

 

he said all old man tell him was his favourite trick from when he was a kid, was to plant some parsley seed in the corner of a big field. the patch has to be to small to be noticed by the farmer or a bad man keeper but all the hares from miles around will find it and then you know where to find them with your cushty jukel

[brazer 287]

 

i had some spate time on me hands today so i mad this cat see what yo all say

 

Calculate the Aerodynamic Drag and Propulsive Power of a lurcher

Fill in the information in the boxes.

amount of grease on collar

type of grease

type of cross of dog

Velocity is your dogs velocity (mi/hr) as read on a speedometer.

+ (plus) is forward on a good january hare

- (minus) is backward. on summit with teeth

Wind velocity (mi/hr) is - (minus) if it is a tailwind, + (plus) if it is a headwind (relative to the ground).

Weight is in pounds.

Grade is the duration of the chase. 0 is flat, 90 is a good hare.

Click on the "Calculate" button.

Notice the drag force and power required to keep your dog moving at a constant velocity.

weight of dog collar

length of dogs hair

 

dogs

velocity

Wind velocity

dogs

weight

Grade

mi/hr

mi/hr

pounds

degrees

 

The relative velocity is

 

meters/sec

 

The drag is

 

Newtons

 

The power required to maintain a constant

velocity is

 

Watts

 

or

 

 

mi/hr

 

or

 

Calories per minute

colour of dog

colour of collar

You are wasted on here squire

 

Just wasted..........

[jerry attrick 264]

dont care if yous think yous havin a laff cos he knows load of tricks an more than any man he tell me how to catch a hare in me hands. don even need a juk

Edited May 8, 2013 by jerry attrick

[jamesmc 582]

dont care if yous think yous havin a laff cos he knows load of tricks an more than any man he tell me how to catch a hare in me hands. don even need a juk

YOUR EITHER AT IT......OR YER AFF YER FCUKIN NUT... ....A CANNY DECIDE WIT WAN...

[jerry attrick 264]

right i show you I'm not taking no one for a fool i tell truth as i says i tell you how to catch a hare if you want all you do is see old big eers in a field an you need ta walk up to big eers and get close as you can about 10 yards be good if you a cunning man then ye take of ye coat and push you waling stick in the grund good and firm then hang ye coat on ye walikin stick then alls you do is walk backwards where ye come from, am ol big eers watching ye wid them big eyes then you go round him in a big circle and ol big eers be looking at ye coat still ye creep up behind him real quiet mind, an old big eers sat in his seet looking at ye coat he don see you come behind him, then ye get very close and scoop him outa hes seet while he don even no it cos he lookin rong way is old big ears, don even need a juk a bet ye don no that one did yes

[stripes 401]

Jerry attrick more like senial dementia,, take one more of those red and green tablets that should sort you out.

[B.P.R 2,798]

i read the first page....

 

and decided lifes too short.

Edited May 9, 2013 by Blue Pocket Rocket

[iworkwhippets 12,690]

Excellent topic jerry attrick, at last a member on my wave lenght, top man i say

[kruby01 114]

Im f***ing crying laughing at this!! Thanks jerry you have made my night!! Have you tried putting neons under your dog? they will speed it up and improve its street cred at the same time!

[Hydropotesinermis 724]

Lol. I am loving this.

 

If you are as hard as you are literate I don't have much to worry about.

 

How is it you can hardly type but know what the Latin name for CWD is?

[jerry attrick 264]

Lol. I am loving this.

 

If you are as hard as you are literate I don't have much to worry about.

 

How is it you can hardly type but know what the Latin name for CWD is?

i know what them chinese water deer name in latin cos i used to be army boxing champion when i lived at woburn abbey jus cos my literate is not good dent meen ime a worse person

funny how i not insult anyone here ime not like that dont meen ime stupid or soft lot of people big men on these forum

[jerry attrick 264]

anyways lets tork sense i not an argumentative person so i got a good trick for you today for to catch an old eel, put a bit of smelly road kill in an old bag chucked in smooth water, the eels smell it and try to get into it but hide below the big stones. Get a bit of roadkill and dab it in front of the stones then stab them behind the neck with a kitchen fork.

then this how ye dont go hunger today

[jerry attrick 264]

i tell ye some more trick later cos i got fishing today