Polishing Collars

[jerry attrick 264]

whats da best way to polish me dogs collear was talking to a feller in the pub and he reckons when he was racing, whippets if he's collars were smooth and shiny and clean, hes dogs were a bit faster cos he said there was less wind resisatance of a clean collar than a mucky one, i got a 3/4 bulldog x 1/4 whippet and could do wid a bit extra speed, so i wonder if someone could help me about dis collars

[Astanley 11,568]

i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.

[MikeTheDog 153]

:laugh:

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

Ah reckon mods should come along, have a wee read o' this kinda retarded shit and delete it....ffs...

[paulus 26]

ffs cocker your still using that other username

[Paid 935]

Also hair creates friction, so for a few extra seconds off a time, shave the dog completely, but remember to use sun screen.

[paulus 26]

an aerodynamic helmet could also increase speed

[C Hall 552]

whats da best way to polish me dogs collear was talking to a feller in the pub and he reckons when he was racing, whippets if he's collars were smooth and shiny and clean, hes dogs were a bit faster cos he said there was less wind resisatance of a clean collar than a mucky one, i got a 3/4 bulldog x 1/4 whippet and could do wid a bit extra speed, so i wonder if someone could help me about dis collars

 

Go with the grain

[Paid 935]

an aerodynamic helmet could also increase speed

But what about bitches ?

[LaraCroft 863]

What if the collar has stripes on it

[shaaark 10,826]

What if the collar has stripes on it

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!!

[LaraCroft 863]

 

What if the collar has stripes on it

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!!

 

I knew it ! My dog has a tartan collar - no wonder he doesn't catch anything.

[shaaark 10,826]

 

 

What if the collar has stripes on it

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!!

 

I knew it ! My dog has a tartan collar - no wonder he doesn't catch anything.

 

Yeah but he's very agile, so still ok for the mice!

Edited May 7, 2013 by shaaark

[LaraCroft 863]

 

 

 

What if the collar has stripes on it

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!!

 

I knew it ! My dog has a tartan collar - no wonder he doesn't catch anything.

 

Yeah but he's very agile, so still ok for the mice!

 

True - he smashes mice. Sometimes 2 or 3 a night

[shaaark 10,826]

 

 

 

 

What if the collar has stripes on it

Brindle collars are faster, FACT!!

 

I knew it ! My dog has a tartan collar - no wonder he doesn't catch anything.

 

Yeah but he's very agile, so still ok for the mice!

 

True - he smashes mice. Sometimes 2 or 3 a night

 

I knew it, you can't beat an agile dog for 'SMASHING' mice. And 2 or 3 a night, the dog's obviously a top class 'mousehound'! , lmao