Ever Had A Scratch .....

[albert64 1,882]

old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper

ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me

and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase

 

you could'nt live with me in the gym

in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in

in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol

[Lab 10,979]

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:45, albert64 said:

old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper

ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me

and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase

 

you could'nt live with me in the gym

in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in

in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol

Never chased in ma life............

You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........

[albert64 1,882]

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:59, lab-tastic said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:45, albert64 said:

old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper

ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me

and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase

 

you could'nt live with me in the gym

in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in

in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol

Never chased in ma life............

You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........

 

 

yeh right,,,, your the only bloke i know with a club face.........

 

we'll see what you look like when we have our golf match

were trying to sort it out but my pal "bucket of piss" (chris)

died on friday night, went home cos he did'nt feel well

and that was it was found sat morning the poor fecker

a really funny lad as well

[Lab 10,979]

  On 06/05/2013 at 16:08, albert64 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:59, lab-tastic said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:45, albert64 said:

old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper

ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me

and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase

 

you could'nt live with me in the gym

in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in

in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol

Never chased in ma life............

You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........

 

 

yeh right,,,, your the only bloke i know with a club face.........

 

we'll see what you look like when we have our golf match

were trying to sort it out but my pal "bucket of piss" (chris)

died on friday night, went home cos he did'nt feel well

and that was it was found sat morning the poor fecker

a really funny lad as well

 

FFS mate thats not good news....

I'm just a wee fat ginger really............

Ive not hit the ball since last year mate.....canny even remember when. Having a round with the ex's Dad on wednesday night....going to be a long round..... I'll still hap the pish out of you though.....

[albert64 1,882]

i played last week with the lad thats just died

it was a comp were all the proceeds go to help the heroes

i won that one, not playing bad at the moment

but it will all go to dog shit soon....

[Cleanspade 3,324]

lmfao. ive had a similar experience when fishing in footy shorts years ago . funny post and get well soon

[RubyTex 1,957]

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:05, lab-tastic said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 13:34, RubyTex said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 13:14, lab-tastic said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 13:10, RubyTex said:

I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp!

I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!!

I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh

Nae wonder you canny get a ride ya f*****g hairy gimp. Why don't you take care of your appearance and see what happens.....is that why you lot are called Monkey hangers or whatever it is???... Lol

 

 

i would rather shit in my hands and clap than get in bed with a bird who's bothered about a lad having body hair...they're usually the fake tanned type, caked in make up ('you've been Tango'd!!') and in reality f***ing minging underneath all the foundation. Nah, you're alright

[johnny boy68 11,726]

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:59, lab-tastic said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 15:45, albert64 said:

old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper

ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me

and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase

 

you could'nt live with me in the gym

in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in

in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol

Never chased in ma life............

You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........

 

I think you pair would get on well, both a pair of top shop boys !! .......

 

Be like some weird reality show "Battle of the pretty boys !!"

[albert64 1,882]

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

[johnny boy68 11,726]

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:30, albert64 said:

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though .....

[albert64 1,882]

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:36, johnny boy68 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:30, albert64 said:

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though .....

 

 

no way is he 6ft johnny ?

i've heard you look like a basketball player stood next to him........lol

and he says its strawberry blonde so we can take that as ginger

[johnny boy68 11,726]

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:43, albert64 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:36, johnny boy68 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:30, albert64 said:

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though .....

 

 

no way is he 6ft johnny ?

i've heard you look like a basketball player stood next to him........lol

and he says its strawberry blonde so we can take that as ginger

 

Hahahahaha......albert I need the rest to break in snooker mun .......f***ing basketball, I need a hiab to do a slam dunk !! ....

[albert64 1,882]

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:51, johnny boy68 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:43, albert64 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:36, johnny boy68 said:

 

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:30, albert64 said:

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though .....

 

 

no way is he 6ft johnny ?

i've heard you look like a basketball player stood next to him........lol

and he says its strawberry blonde so we can take that as ginger

 

Hahahahaha......albert I need the rest to break in snooker mun .......f*****g basketball, I need a hiab to do a slam dunk !! ....

 

 

ffs johnny i'm p*ssing myself here

ginge aint coming back with owt is he

he's probably shaving his chest

[Lab 10,979]

  On 06/05/2013 at 17:30, albert64 said:

there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d

the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair

with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's

 

on the other hand

 

you have lab, where do we begin ?

....Well thats me got an inch on you already...... 6ft 1.... without heels.

I've pm'd JB and i'll be honest he says your a very good looking chap, obviously keeps fit and a thoroughly nice bloke...... ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

f***ing slavering wee welsh dwarf!!..

[albert64 1,882]

6"1 in your stilletoes, away and put your man tan on