Lab 10,979 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. Now that's funny because I got my chest waxed once.... Well I got a few strips done and said "f**k that!!!"... I'm convinced each and every hair was connected to my arsehole!!...:-( 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. Now that's funny because I got my chest waxed once.... Well I got a few strips done and said "f**k that!!!"... I'm convinced each and every hair was connected to my arsehole!!...:-( Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 I have a thumb nail from hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Jesus there's just some things we don't share on here and i think that is one of them,,,, best kept to yourself..... mate i`m just glad he did`nt have an itchy arse --- could of been making a 999 call now .. cracker .if he had scratched a pile he cuda bled to death lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Jesus there's just some things we don't share on here and i think that is one of them,,,, best kept to yourself..... mate i`m just glad he did`nt have an itchy arse --- could of been making a 999 call now .. 999 "what's your emergency?" Pete "errr, well.....i've sort of sliced my arse open!!!" 999 "erm....right...how?!" Pete "well i had this itch....and never noticed my finger nail was as sharp as a stanley knife...." 999 "say no more!! They're on their way....in the meantime keep your fingers out your arse you dirty sod!" i`ve sort of sliced my arse open --- 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 I have a thumb nail from hell you need lamosil tablets for that socks --- be gone in 2 months Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. Now that's funny because I got my chest waxed once.... Well I got a few strips done and said "f**k that!!!"... I'm convinced each and every hair was connected to my arsehole!!...:-( No lab you got it wrong, every hair on your body is connected to A arsehole !! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. Now that's funny because I got my chest waxed once.... Well I got a few strips done and said "f**k that!!!"... I'm convinced each and every hair was connected to my arsehole!!...:-( Chest waxed? LOL. Hahaha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp!I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. Next time use veet wax strips and dont be such a pussy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp!I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I bet you've got a 'vagazzle' as well Lab!!! Honestly, chest waxing you are a gimp!I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh Nae wonder you canny get a ride ya f***ing hairy gimp. Why don't you take care of your appearance and see what happens.....is that why you lot are called Monkey hangers or whatever it is???... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 cant believe you've admitted on here you wax your chest......... is your pigeon chest showing no definition even after all your gym sessions ya feckin woman...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 cant believe you've admitted on here you wax your chest......... is your pigeon chest showing no definition even after all your gym sessions ya feckin woman...... I said i tried it....hurt like a b*****d so now ive stuck too shaving it. Wouldn't expect you to understand either old man.....your days of chasing fluff are over.... ...but yes the pecs are developing quite nicely actually, thanks for asking.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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