Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 And thus discovered you have a sharply rough edged finger nail? I'm sat here in the last remnants of a very loved and loyal old pair of denims. So old, in fact, that their virtually leggins now. There's not much else between the belt loops and legs. Alright though as no one ever sees me. And the one or two who do have long since learned not to look down. So, I've just read a post. Had a laugh and then, almost unconsciously reached down to scratch my nuts. It was electrifying!!! Finger nail, much harder and sharply edged than I'd realised, happened to slip through a hole. Hooked the finger, seeking that satisfying little raking. What I actually got was something far closer to me ripping off my own scrotum with my serrated Victorinox steak knife!!! You ever done that? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 No, Carn`t say that i have Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 last time my bollox got a good hard scratching it was some old bird called val..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Ummmm........errr...........no! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 didnt expect to read that. weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gouldy257 79 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Jesus there's just some things we don't share on here and i think that is one of them,,,, best kept to yourself..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Sort yourself out. If you all alone an don't care sit nude. Or buy decent threads. No joy in being a tramp 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Can you put a picture up don't no what you mean . Whistling lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Let me think no I tried to cancell the first post but wasn't quick enough lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Nope.... I'm religious with my manicures...:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 cut your nails, use the corner of your pocket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Jesus there's just some things we don't share on here and i think that is one of them,,,, best kept to yourself..... mate i`m just glad he did`nt have an itchy arse --- could of been making a 999 call now .. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Jesus there's just some things we don't share on here and i think that is one of them,,,, best kept to yourself..... mate i`m just glad he did`nt have an itchy arse --- could of been making a 999 call now .. 999 "what's your emergency?" Pete "errr, well.....i've sort of sliced my arse open!!!" 999 "erm....right...how?!" Pete "well i had this itch....and never noticed my finger nail was as sharp as a stanley knife...." 999 "say no more!! They're on their way....in the meantime keep your fingers out your arse you dirty sod!" 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 I have noticed that the hair around my arse hole is connected to my optic nerve. I pulled an arse pube out and feck.... My eyes did water. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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