Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'd turn up. But, I wouldn't tell anyone who I was. Where I was from. What I did. What I'd done. Who I knew. Who knew me. What I had. What I was working on. That's all nothing to do with a room full of complete strangers. I tend not to interrogate strangers either. So, by evenings end, I'd probably be singled out. Dragged out. Beaten up. Strung up. Coated in tar ~ with dry dog food rubbed in, for that Final effect. Then set alight and burned as the epitomal effigy of all that is considered 'dodgy', by cliques of half a dozen blokes who know each other, in person. Thus declaring the rest of the world, on the computer screen, dodgy as f**k. No. All things considered? I'll stay at home. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gouldy257 79 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'd turn up. But, I wouldn't tell anyone who I was. Where I was from. What I did. What I'd done. Who I knew. Who knew me. What I had. What I was working on. That's all nothing to do with a room full of complete strangers. I tend not to interrogate strangers either. So, by evenings end, I'd probably be singled out. Dragged out. Beaten up. Strung up. Coated in tar ~ with dry dog food rubbed in, for that Final effect. Then set alight and burned as the epitomal effigy of all that is considered 'dodgy', by cliques of half a dozen blokes who know each other, in person. Thus declaring the rest of the world, on the computer screen, dodgy as f**k. No. All things considered? I'll stay at home. don't be a wuss and come out and meet a few people you never no you just might fit right in.... . MR UNSOCIABLE you'll have a ball Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 hahaha few mins,, whats app on the phone is the best for it,,,,,, you could write a book we the smileys in it Ive done it a few times on whatsapp. Ive just had a message aswell saying I now have to pay for it. its only 69p a year but i dont fancy giving them my bank details Whatsapp also has a gun and a rabbit on their smileys....what more do we need? i had to update mine the other day to it mentioned something about 69p a year to but i just hit download and it was grand didn't have to pay anything ... are you blackberry or iphone?? Im android mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 And on the subject of the event I would go but its a bit far and I dont think I know a single person from the site personally Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'd turn up. But, I wouldn't tell anyone who I was. Where I was from. What I did. What I'd done. Who I knew. Who knew me. What I had. What I was working on. That's all nothing to do with a room full of complete strangers. I tend not to interrogate strangers either. So, by evenings end, I'd probably be singled out. Dragged out. Beaten up. Strung up. Coated in tar ~ with dry dog food rubbed in, for that Final effect. Then set alight and burned as the epitomal effigy of all that is considered 'dodgy', by cliques of half a dozen blokes who know each other, in person. Thus declaring the rest of the world, on the computer screen, dodgy as f**k. No. All things considered? I'll stay at home. thats fxcking funny :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,091 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i wont go,i reckon it be boring,what to be spoke about that aint been murdered on here. i prefer partys were people ask my hobbies and i tell them a little bit and watch the reaction,then start lecturing the antis on conservation,game foods,dogs diet,controling pests....... better be invinsible on here..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Can you get 2 rooms..... Put they boring b*****ds fae the air rifle section in one and we will all sit in other. f****d if am listening to that bollocks all night....:-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i think getting walshie to do a bit of stand up would be a great idea,as ive already started saving all the old fruit and veg 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i think getting walshie to do a bit of stand up would be a great idea,as ive already started saving all the old fruit and veg Couldn't make it burgers and pies could you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i think getting walshie to do a bit of stand up would be a great idea,as ive already started saving all the old fruit and veg Ffs don't waste it...... Give it to some pigs. Bring bricks and lumps of wood instead...I'd be like Babe Ruth.... Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i think getting walshie to do a bit of stand up would be a great idea,as ive already started saving all the old fruit and veg Ffs don't waste it...... Give it to some pigs. Bring bricks and lumps of wood instead...I'd be like Babe Ruth.... Lol PMSL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Id be up for it, but im a fair old trek away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Id be up for it, but im a fair old trek away. Ah that good old THL classic, "If only you was closer.." I think I'd have to use that one too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Id be up for it, but im a fair old trek away. Ah that good old THL classic, "If only you was closer.." I think I'd have to use that one too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 i wonder how many people are worried that there internet persona is not all what it seems............ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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