baw 4,360 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? In Lab's case......RAPE.... I need to start reading further down before I comment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? In Lab's case......RAPE.... I need to start reading further down before I comment was going say that fuckn groundhog day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 f***ing word perfect too, uncanny that lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? In labs case rape Or plan B! Plan A is actually asking her...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ............... only worked on merc vans......... Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident. it works off a vacuum system Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ............... only worked on merc vans......... Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident. any other tips lads would it work on a Securicor Van no mate you want a sledge hammer and a mask.........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake ) your better sleping with boxing gloves on and the give the missus a gum sheild Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 If you just punched your missus in the face and it isn't going to bruise you must hit like a fanny ............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake ) your better sleping with boxing gloves on and the give the missus a gum sheild lol that's twice I've done that different birds the last one got it on the chin ) feel hard as f**k the lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake )Better hope she doesn't have a dream tonight about cutting up a wee maggot wi a pair of scissors then eh??? Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 If you just punched your missus in the face and it isn't going to bruise you must hit like a fanny ............. lol that's what I thought as well must have been the way I was lyin and swung round ...whistling ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 If you just punched your missus in the face and it isn't going to bruise you must hit like a fanny ............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hondo 45 Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) I was at it hammer and tongs wit me missus she was roarin'' Im gona cum " im gona cum" wat I didn't notice was in the corner of the room I forgot her mothers pride and joy was sittin there lookin at us ..a pom terrier the dog then jumped on the bed and started lickin me hole and balls I nearly shot thru the roof so shes cumin im gettin rimmed by my mother in laws so called 'baby' I kicked dog out cleaned me arse of dog drool and went down to wacth movie wit the in laws and the mother has the dog on her laps im pmslbas the dog is lickin her mouth and face ....sick Edited May 4, 2013 by hondo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 I was at it hammer and tongs wit me missus she was roarin'' Im gona cum " im gona cum" wat I didn't notice was in the corner of the room I forgot her mothers pride and joy was sittin there lookin at us ..a pom terrier the dog then jumped on the bed and started lickin me hole and balls I nearly shot thru the roof so shes cumin im gettin rimmed by my mother in laws so called 'baby' I kicked dog out cleaned me arse of dog drool and went down to wacth movie wit the in laws and the mother has the dog on her laps im pmslbas the dog is lickin her mouth and face ....sick hahahahahahaha made my day hearing that 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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