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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:
It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

In Lab's case......RAPE.... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I need to start reading further down before I comment :laugh:

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your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train

when i was 17 i had an old bird teaching me the job --one night she says do you fancy a 69 i thought feck it why not we get into posistion and she farts within seconds she lets another one rip --- i j

"oh my god! You look like a down syndrome trying to whistle" just as I was getting to the vinegar stroke......... Cheeky bitch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

 

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:

 

:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)

 

Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:

 

A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

 

In Lab's case......RAPE.... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

I need to start reading further down before I comment :laugh:

 

was going say that fuckn groundhog day
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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:
It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

In labs case rape :laugh:

Or plan B!

 

Plan A is actually asking her......

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Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ...............

only worked on merc vans......... :whistling:

Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident.

 

 

it works off a vacuum system

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Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ...............

only worked on merc vans......... :whistling:

Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident.

 

any other tips lads would it work on a Securicor Van

 

 

no mate you want a sledge hammer and a mask.........lol

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Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake )

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Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake )

your better sleping with boxing gloves on and the give the missus a gum sheild :boxing:

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Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake )

your better sleping with boxing gloves on and the give the missus a gum sheild :boxing:
lol that's twice I've done that different birds the last one got it on the chin ) feel hard as f**k the lol
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Speakin about hitting some one just woke up an hour ago some one was away to start on me in my sleep I grabbed his arm and woke up as I punched the girlfriend in the cheek lol no joke either don't think it's goin to bruise ? Sake )

Better hope she doesn't have a dream tonight about cutting up a wee maggot wi a pair of scissors then eh??? Lol
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If you just punched your missus in the face and it isn't going to bruise you must hit like a fanny :laugh: .............

lol that's what I thought as well must have been the way I was lyin and swung round ...whistling )
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I was at it hammer and tongs wit me missus she was roarin'' Im gona cum " im gona cum" wat I didn't notice was in the corner of the room I forgot her mothers pride and joy was sittin there lookin at us ..a pom terrier the dog then jumped on the bed and started lickin me hole and balls I nearly shot thru the roof so shes cumin im gettin rimmed by my mother in laws so called 'baby' I kicked dog out cleaned me arse of dog drool and went down to wacth movie wit the in laws and the mother has the dog on her laps im pmslbas the dog is lickin her mouth and face ....sick

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I was at it hammer and tongs wit me missus she was roarin'' Im gona cum " im gona cum" wat I didn't notice was in the corner of the room I forgot her mothers pride and joy was sittin there lookin at us ..a pom terrier the dog then jumped on the bed and started lickin me hole and balls I nearly shot thru the roof so shes cumin im gettin rimmed by my mother in laws so called 'baby' I kicked dog out cleaned me arse of dog drool and went down to wacth movie wit the in laws and the mother has the dog on her laps im pmslbas the dog is lickin her mouth and face ....sick

hahahahahahaha :laugh: made my day hearing that

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