Astanley 11,603 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 looking out for you Nope looking for me....................i stole her purse. Ironic tae, her being from Liverpool......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Some crackers there should have put men/ woman I'm sure Lara and orher are feeling left out Dont be shy girls join inn) Hahaha ! Nope, not feeling left out, or shy - just pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,843 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK" My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK" My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK" My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! ... Was wondering that myself lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,843 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK" My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! ... Was wondering that myself lol b*****ds! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I've been asked many a time "come here and go up on me !!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? No its the right thing to say mate i just find it hilarious..............i need to walk away if i hear horsey folk talking just incase one of them points at a horse and says "I broke that one in myself!!"..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? In Lab's case......RAPE.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,719 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 what about stupid things they have done,, like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin..... and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 what about stupid things they have done,, like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin..... and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh If its got tits or wheels, its usually f**k all but trouble !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 what about stupid things they have done,, like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin..... and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh Shame your so far away I'm rather quite good at getting into locked cars. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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