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your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train

when i was 17 i had an old bird teaching me the job --one night she says do you fancy a 69 i thought feck it why not we get into posistion and she farts within seconds she lets another one rip --- i j

"oh my god! You look like a down syndrome trying to whistle" just as I was getting to the vinegar stroke......... Cheeky bitch!

"Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK"

 

My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! :laugh::laugh:

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"Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK"

 

My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! :laugh::laugh:

... :hmm::hmm::icon_redface::angel:

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"Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK"

 

My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! :laugh::laugh:

... :hmm::hmm::icon_redface::angel:

Was wondering that myself lol

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

 

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)

 

Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

 

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)

Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

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"Oh God!... BAAAWWWKKK... It's up my nose! BAAAWWWKKK"

 

My ex who had bad aim. Funniest thing I've ever seen, she kept trying to snort it out but couldn't because she kept bawking and trying to throw up! :laugh::laugh:

... :hmm::hmm::icon_redface::angel:

Was wondering that myself lol

 

 

b*****ds! :laugh:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

 

No its the right thing to say mate i just find it hilarious..............i need to walk away if i hear horsey folk talking just incase one of them points at a horse and says "I broke that one in myself!!"..... :toast:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

 

In Lab's case......RAPE.... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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what about stupid things they have done,, :censored: like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin.....

 

and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit :bad: and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh :censored:

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what about stupid things they have done,, :censored: like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin.....

 

and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit :bad: and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh :censored:

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If its got tits or wheels, its usually f**k all but trouble !!

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what about stupid things they have done,, :censored: like two hours ago,,, she reversers the car out,,,nocks the green weely bin over,,and rips the front bumper of the car in the prosses,,,, i mean for fucks sake,,,its big green weely bin.....

 

and of course the bin is full to the top of dog and ferret shit :bad: and guess who had to lend her his van,, as she was late for her P.T cliant,,,and gues who had to clean the shit up...mend the car,,,,,,,and to top it all my 3 year old,, who was sat in the car whilst i repaired it,, pressed the button down,, i got him out.....yep you guesed it,, the keys are looked in aaaaahhhhh :censored:

Shame your so far away I'm rather quite good at getting into locked cars. :thumbs:

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