Things That Woman Have Said

[RossM 8,121]

Even better, benidorm, advertisement for a lesbian show, "do you think that Les Bain is a comedian?"

[TOMO 26,333]

fook me rm..... sat here laffing my head of,,,

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Some classics there,, stig, rm...lol

round the car boot this morning i bought a carved soap stone head of a spanish man about 4 inch tall --i`ve got it in my hand and the woman on another stall says are you buying that i looked at her a bit puzzled i said i`ve already bought it -- well you hav`nt paid for it she gets her husband as he paid you for this head he looks puzzled no its not ours --so he shows her theres its carved wood african head about 14 inch tall ---he winks at me its a bit early mate -- i says to the mrs ffs then shes i can see why she thought it was hers you need a bag ---- i tell you shes getting fooking worse as she gets older -------------- and i thought it was only kids that wanted to pee 5 mins after you`ve driven away from the toilets

 

 

 

i have a few soapstone busts,, elephants ect,, and some carved wooden animals,,, all bought when i was in south africa,, mostlly from blokes on the roadside,,,

 

best thing i bought ,, was a set of six hand carved wooden coasters,, they came in a little wooden cup thing that held them in a stack........... i was chufed with them each coaster slightly difrent cos there hand made,,,,, then a few month later i looked on the bottom of the holder thing,,,,,, made in india.....

 

theres me thinking some local zulu had sat and carved them.....

 

nowt to do with the thread ,, but funny

[haymin 2,465]

Cracker pmsl f**k the topic it's gid herein funny story's lol