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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

 

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

What the f**k are you on about? So now having sex with any virgin is classed as paedophillia is it, irrespective of her age? Not all girls of 16 or over have had sex, or are you too f***ing thick to comprehend that..?
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your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train

when i was 17 i had an old bird teaching me the job --one night she says do you fancy a 69 i thought feck it why not we get into posistion and she farts within seconds she lets another one rip --- i j

"oh my god! You look like a down syndrome trying to whistle" just as I was getting to the vinegar stroke......... Cheeky bitch!

Got 2 oul things in dublin 1 had a beard on her like moses with a badger sett underneath .heard her saying to the mate wait till i try n fart till you get in ffs hes 70 odds now and still denies it lol

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

 

 

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

 

2 consenting teenagers ------------ what the feck you on about :hmm:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:
It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

Made a c**t of that one eh..... We're you trying to be funny there, hope so???

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I was 18 and a woman who was about 40 at the time was right into me,she was the sister of a good friend of mine and married to a bloke who worked the doors in Torquay, I ended up back her house one night, her husband was working and she was like a woman possessed, I'm not joking she was mental... I'm trying my best, all action.. No technique... The whole time shitting myself her husbands gonna run in and catch us... All the while she's shouting " fck me fck me".. I'm thinking I am for fcks sake... Lol

 

My mate went back with an older woman one night, he was no more than 17 she was a hag as well.. He told us she was riding him on her lounge floor, when for no reason she crouched over him and pissed on his belly lol..

He was telling us the next day and we were crying with laughter, he was saying " why would she do that, it was all over her front room carpet" lol...

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I was 18 and a woman who was about 40 at the time was right into me,she was the sister of a good friend of mine and married to a bloke who worked the doors in Torquay, I ended up back her house one night, her husband was working and she was like a woman possessed, I'm not joking she was mental... I'm trying my best, all action.. No technique... The whole time shitting myself her husbands gonna run in and catch us... All the while she's shouting " fck me fck me".. I'm thinking I am for fcks sake... Lol

 

My mate went back with an older woman one night, he was no more than 17 she was a hag as well.. He told us she was riding him on her lounge floor, when for no reason she crouched over him and pissed on his belly lol..

He was telling us the next day and we were crying with laughter, he was saying " why would she do that, it was all over her front room carpet" lol...

 

I nearly died laughing at this one. pmsl Good old watersports hahaha!

 

Just to add a female perspective, though we can appear complicated, its not often through lack to trying!

 

Rather than constantly taking my classic mini to the garage for renovation work I decided to learn basic mechanics "as I go". Before you freak out I've actually had a bit of experience with this so to a degree I know what I'm doing. Enough that I'd never embarrass myself flagging some random down to change my wheel if I got a puncture. Which is exactly what happened, fine whatever jacked the mini up, everythings in the boot anyway spare wheel on job done drive home. About 400 ft up the road I notice a horrific screeching and my Fking wheel overtaking me on the inside. Cut up by my own fking wheel!

 

Though I know what I'm doing, I am 7.5 stone and after my bloody dad warned me not to tighten the nuts too much seriously underestimated how much I'd done it, I then had to fetch the wheel out of the hawthorn bush (Only one in miles, took 45 minutes to get to it) and jump up and down on the lug to tighten them enough.

 

Point it. we try. ...and I'm the only one who changes the feking oil filter.

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I was 18 and a woman who was about 40 at the time was right into me,she was the sister of a good friend of mine and married to a bloke who worked the doors in Torquay, I ended up back her house one night, her husband was working and she was like a woman possessed, I'm not joking she was mental... I'm trying my best, all action.. No technique... The whole time shitting myself her husbands gonna run in and catch us... All the while she's shouting " fck me fck me".. I'm thinking I am for fcks sake... Lol

 

My mate went back with an older woman one night, he was no more than 17 she was a hag as well.. He told us she was riding him on her lounge floor, when for no reason she crouched over him and pissed on his belly lol..

He was telling us the next day and we were crying with laughter, he was saying " why would she do that, it was all over her front room carpet" lol...

 

I nearly died laughing at this one. pmsl Good old watersports hahaha!

 

Just to add a female perspective, though we can appear complicated, its not often through lack to trying!

 

Rather than constantly taking my classic mini to the garage for renovation work I decided to learn basic mechanics "as I go". Before you freak out I've actually had a bit of experience with this so to a degree I know what I'm doing. Enough that I'd never embarrass myself flagging some random down to change my wheel if I got a puncture. Which is exactly what happened, fine whatever jacked the mini up, everythings in the boot anyway spare wheel on job done drive home. About 400 ft up the road I notice a horrific screeching and my Fking wheel overtaking me on the inside. Cut up by my own fking wheel!

 

Though I know what I'm doing, I am 7.5 stone and after my bloody dad warned me not to tighten the nuts too much seriously underestimated how much I'd done it, I then had to fetch the wheel out of the hawthorn bush (Only one in miles, took 45 minutes to get to it) and jump up and down on the lug to tighten them enough.

 

Point it. we try. ...and I'm the only one who changes the feking oil filter.

 

 

Is your combination spanner a spanner one end and a kitchen utensil at the other? :laugh:

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I was 18 and a woman who was about 40 at the time was right into me,she was the sister of a good friend of mine and married to a bloke who worked the doors in Torquay, I ended up back her house one night, her husband was working and she was like a woman possessed, I'm not joking she was mental... I'm trying my best, all action.. No technique... The whole time shitting myself her husbands gonna run in and catch us... All the while she's shouting " fck me fck me".. I'm thinking I am for fcks sake... Lol

 

My mate went back with an older woman one night, he was no more than 17 she was a hag as well.. He told us she was riding him on her lounge floor, when for no reason she crouched over him and pissed on his belly lol..

He was telling us the next day and we were crying with laughter, he was saying " why would she do that, it was all over her front room carpet" lol...

 

I nearly died laughing at this one. pmsl Good old watersports hahaha!

 

Just to add a female perspective, though we can appear complicated, its not often through lack to trying!

 

Rather than constantly taking my classic mini to the garage for renovation work I decided to learn basic mechanics "as I go". Before you freak out I've actually had a bit of experience with this so to a degree I know what I'm doing. Enough that I'd never embarrass myself flagging some random down to change my wheel if I got a puncture. Which is exactly what happened, fine whatever jacked the mini up, everythings in the boot anyway spare wheel on job done drive home. About 400 ft up the road I notice a horrific screeching and my Fking wheel overtaking me on the inside. Cut up by my own fking wheel!

 

Though I know what I'm doing, I am 7.5 stone and after my bloody dad warned me not to tighten the nuts too much seriously underestimated how much I'd done it, I then had to fetch the wheel out of the hawthorn bush (Only one in miles, took 45 minutes to get to it) and jump up and down on the lug to tighten them enough.

 

Point it. we try. ...and I'm the only one who changes the feking oil filter.

 

 

Is your combination spanner a spanner one end and a kitchen utensil at the other? :laugh:

 

 

Yup one end's a spanner, the others a nutcracker.

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Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ...............

 

only worked on merc vans......... :whistling:

Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident.

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:
It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

Made a c**t of that one eh..... We're you trying to be funny there, hope so???

 

 

I was just trying to be funny,

No offence intended.

 

It's just that there are so many 'youngsters' at it now adays.

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

What the f**k are you on about? So now having sex with any virgin is classed as paedophillia is it, irrespective of her age? Not all girls of 16 or over have had sex, or are you too f*****g thick to comprehend that..?

 

 

Easy there,

It was an attempt at humour.

 

Have you any idea how many are at it under the age of 16?

 

No offence intended.

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

 

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)
Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

Round our way - Paedophilia!!

What the f**k are you on about? So now having sex with any virgin is classed as paedophillia is it, irrespective of her age? Not all girls of 16 or over have had sex, or are you too f*****g thick to comprehend that..?

Easy there,

It was an attempt at humour.

 

Have you any idea how many are at it under the age of 16?

 

No offence intended.

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Cut a tennis ball in half place it over the lock system hit it hard and pressure pushes up the lock ... Simples ...............

only worked on merc vans......... :whistling:

Works on some newish vw's too, can't remember which model BMW but you kick the front bumper hard enough it unlocks the doors, safety feature for if your in an accident.

 

any other tips lads would it work on a Securicor Van

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

 

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:
It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:
:laugh: Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! :)

Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... :lol: ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... :haha:
A bricky?? :laugh: I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! :laugh:

 

What term would you use to describe deflowering a maiden then Lab? :laugh:

In labs case rape :laugh:

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