the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us to this day i`ll never forget cookies face I'm worried cos my Mum used to work at Players and I've got an Auntie Val ! her husbands name wher`nt pete was it ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Rub the wee man in the boat she says. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 your lurcher has a very cold nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Arrrrgghhh!" That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Arrrrgghhh!" That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! Were you standing on a box? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Arrrrgghhh!" That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! Were you standing on a box? No mate, she was even shorter than me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us to this day i`ll never forget cookies face I'm worried cos my Mum used to work at Players and I've got an Auntie Val ! her husbands name wher`nt pete was it ... His name's Frank (thank God) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 your lurcher has a very cold nose f magic just chocked on ma feg lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,604 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt ....Canny be......she was looking for me the next night.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,604 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 looking out for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 looking out for you Nope looking for me....................i stole her purse. Ironic tae, her being from Liverpool......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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