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there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us :D to this day i`ll never forget cookies face :D

I'm worried cos my Mum used to work at Players and I've got an Auntie Val ! :icon_eek:

 

:D her husbands name wher`nt pete was it ...

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your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train

when i was 17 i had an old bird teaching me the job --one night she says do you fancy a 69 i thought feck it why not we get into posistion and she farts within seconds she lets another one rip --- i j

"oh my god! You look like a down syndrome trying to whistle" just as I was getting to the vinegar stroke......... Cheeky bitch!

"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

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"Arrrrgghhh!"

 

That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! :icon_redface::laugh:

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"Arrrrgghhh!"

 

That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! :icon_redface::laugh:

 

Were you standing on a box? :laugh:

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"Arrrrgghhh!"

That's the noise my first girlfriend made as we engaged in a bit of drunken doggy fashion over a park bench and she went over the back of it head first and smacked he face on the ground the other side! :icon_redface::laugh:

 

Were you standing on a box? :laugh:

No mate, she was even shorter than me! :D
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there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us :D to this day i`ll never forget cookies face :D

I'm worried cos my Mum used to work at Players and I've got an Auntie Val ! :icon_eek:

 

:D her husbands name wher`nt pete was it ...

 

His name's Frank (thank God) :thumbs:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

 

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

 

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:

 

oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt

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"Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. :angel:

Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf :laugh:

 

It was a mate..... :whistling: Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... :toast:

 

oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt

 

:laugh: ....Canny be......she was looking for me the next night.... :toast:

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looking out for you

Nope looking for me....................i stole her purse. Ironic tae, her being from Liverpool......... :D

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