Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Aye Baws at work......fire roond!!"... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bwfc 164 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "I dont do this all the time you know",aye all reet them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 when i was 17 i had an old bird teaching me the job --one night she says do you fancy a 69 i thought feck it why not we get into posistion and she farts within seconds she lets another one rip --- i jumped up she says whats up --i said fook that i cant stand another 67 of them ....... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,599 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 we should be o.k , i told my boy friend to stay away this weekend . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 JESUS CHRIST IM WET! and she was , nearly drowned in fanny juice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Anything involving the words 'jesus' or 'jesus christ' usually makes me laugh . . . . . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 ............Are ye close like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"...................... sounds like something id say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"...................... sounds like something id say i`ve taken your star Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Had an argument with my ex and she asked me to punch her :s I said no so she tried to smash my flat up. I said Im going for a bath your stuff had better be packed when Im done. 10 minutes later she burst into the bathroom and started sucking me off so I left her to it. She finished and said are we okay now? I didnt say a word just walked and opened the front door. She got the hint . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 ''I can't believe you just wiped that on my dads suit'' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "I'm not normally like this" "Okay but don't go showing it round your mates!!" "I don't normally like giving blowjobs" "How many people have you slept with again?" as i'm mid swing My funniest moment, after a night out with a girlfriend and all our mates, went back to my mates house and he has a sort of log cabin in the garden, so the lot of us crashed in there. After a skinful and the lights being off i thought i'd go in for the kill, so i went down on her like any self respecting teenager would. Finished her off, went to stick it up her and she went "right that'll do", rolled over and went to sleep! so i was crouched over her stark bollock naked, with a lob on, and nowhere to put it all was quiet so i laid down in bed....next thing my mate goes "right that'll do!!" and everyone started pissing themselves laughing. Set of b*****ds 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 This was some fifty, sixty years ago now ~ I can't really remember ..... " Oh, Mr Harris! It hurts! I want my mummy!!! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 if you let me go , i promise not to tell the police. :clapper: You can cum inside me, I know how not to get pregnant!!! Aye right hen, so do I and its staying in the trouser. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Aye Baws at work......fire roond!!"... if it was the ex mate, you done better than me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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