Hypothetically Speaking......

[dennned 172]

 

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

 

Soup.................................anyway f*****g stupid question..................Tesco is everywhere nowadays mate..............................or haven't you noticed.....

aye but your a skint hobo

 

simple , just nick it

[BIGLURKS 874]

This topic is just turning into mainland Scotland now we got heather lochs marsh land deer rabbits hare all we need now are cows and sheep

[walshie 2,804]

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

 

 

Soup.................................anyway f*****g stupid question..................Tesco is everywhere nowadays mate..............................or haven't you noticed.....

 

 

Couldn't you just get the ferry home with the Tesco's staff?

[johnny boy68 11,726]

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

I changed my mind now theres a loch.

[baw 4,360]

So it's an island nowhere near the coast or an oil rig, it has deer, hare and rabbits, a barn, a freshwater loch, peat and heather to burn, and seaweed to eat. What's in the barn?

A purple ford Capri

[Lab 10,979]

What type of deer.....? Ive gone for the whippet but if its Fallow and Reds i'm wondering if i should go for a dog instead of a bitch.? Which inturn will be a b*****d when i get off the island in a year cause id like to get pups of this killing machine.

[baw 4,360]

This topic is just turning into mainland Scotland now we got heather lochs marsh land deer rabbits hare all we need now are cows and sheep

It's loke f***ing Arran ok only no trees, people, houses, shops, castles, sheep......

[baw 4,360]

What type of deer.....? Ive gone for the whippet but if its Fallow and Reds i'm wondering if i should go for a dog instead of a bitch.? Which inturn will be a b*****d when i get off the island in a year cause id like to get pups of this killing machine.

Sika deer, they're the easiest of them all apparently

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

I changed my mind now theres a loch.

it'll swim home

[BIGLURKS 874]

 

This topic is just turning into mainland Scotland now we got heather lochs marsh land deer rabbits hare all we need now are cows and sheep

It's loke f*****g Arran ok only no trees, people, houses, shops, castles, sheep......

who's Arran

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

 

Soup.................................anyway f*****g stupid question..................Tesco is everywhere nowadays mate..............................or haven't you noticed.....

Couldn't you just get the ferry home with the Tesco's staff?

They all died with the radiation poisoning. Did I mention it was after North Korea created world war 3

[baw 4,360]

 

 

This topic is just turning into mainland Scotland now we got heather lochs marsh land deer rabbits hare all we need now are cows and sheep

It's loke f*****g Arran ok only no trees, people, houses, shops, castles, sheep......

who's Arran

Thingymabobs son

[Lab 10,979]

 

What type of deer.....? Ive gone for the whippet but if its Fallow and Reds i'm wondering if i should go for a dog instead of a bitch.? Which inturn will be a b*****d when i get off the island in a year cause id like to get pups of this killing machine.

Sika deer, they're the easiest of them all apparently

 

...Oh good a bitch it is then. So thats rabbits from Jan to April, then in May Hares will be bagged up with young and should catch them easy on the lamp at night( f**k yer sport am only there for a year) and the odd Sika that the wee bitch pulls down, maybe 3 a week should keep me well fed. Now.....has any c**t got a fork and knife???

[Dan Edwards 1,134]

 

 

 

I saw it on QI that a rabbit is so low in nutrients a human needs, if you ONLY ate rabbit, you'd starve to death. So not a rabbit dog for me.

Just read up about it. It's called rabbit starvation and it applies to any high-protein only meat diet. So whatever dog you took, you'd be dead before the year was up. Unless it was a sausage dog - a big one.

Jesus f**k you guys have to make it complicated lol. I never said you had to only eat rabbit, hare, deer...... You can eat sea weed for all I care lol.

 

 

What would you drink?

 

 

Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels black.

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

What type of deer.....? Ive gone for the whippet but if its Fallow and Reds i'm wondering if i should go for a dog instead of a bitch.? Which inturn will be a b*****d when i get off the island in a year cause id like to get pups of this killing machine.

Sika deer, they're the easiest of them all apparently

...Oh good a bitch it is then. So thats rabbits from Jan to April, then in May Hares will be bagged up with young and should catch them easy on the lamp at night( f**k yer sport am only there for a year) and the odd Sika that the wee bitch pulls down, maybe 3 a week should keep me well fed. Now.....has any c**t got a fork and knife???

Finally someone taking this seriously