Well And Truly Caught With His Pants Down

[walshie 2,804]

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

[Lab 10,979]

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

A funny story but is that bit that i highlighted true??????........

[walshie 2,804]

 

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

A funny story but is that bit that i highlighted true??????........

 

 

100% mate. The other dogs were all lapdog things, and because ours is a ridgeback, they assumed she would somehow be able to herd it closer. My mrs laughed when they said it, but gave it a go.

[Malt 379]

Dirty ole Bob!

[Waz 4,274]

BOB stands for Beware Of Bob.

[Born Hunter 17,809]

It's always a blonde...........................

[Lab 10,979]

 

 

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

A funny story but is that bit that i highlighted true??????........

 

 

100% mate. The other dogs were all lapdog things, and because ours is a ridgeback, they assumed she would somehow be able to herd it closer. My mrs laughed when they said it, but gave it a go.

 

FFS........Where did this happen...? Wasn't in Dunfermline was it.................

[walshie 2,804]

 

 

 

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

A funny story but is that bit that i highlighted true??????........

 

 

100% mate. The other dogs were all lapdog things, and because ours is a ridgeback, they assumed she would somehow be able to herd it closer. My mrs laughed when they said it, but gave it a go.

 

FFS........Where did this happen...? Wasn't in Dunfermline was it.................

 

 

Let's just say they weren't detective material. No it wasn't Dunfermline. That's where my mate is from! Be sure to send me some Dunfermline jokes.

[The one 8,511]

Sure he wasn't shitting

[The one 8,511]

 

 

 

A while ago my mrs took the dog to the local park. There were 2 old biddies there holding their dogs under their arms because a doberman was running about with no visible owner and they were worried by this "vicious" dog. They told my mrs they had called the police.

 

2 cops turned up and asked my mrs if our dog could "go and get" the doberman. Our dog ran over to it, they had a sniff but the doberman would not come within grabbing range.

 

Meanwhile another old biddie turned up with her dog and she said she recognised the dog as her next door neighbour's dog and as they only lived a few hundred yards away she would go and get the owner.

 

When she went to the house, the woman who lives there said "I know he's at the park. Bob took him out for a walk."

 

She came back to the park and passed on this info to the cops, so everyone was wondering where "Bob" was.

 

Now there was a group of 4 women, 2 policemen a couple of passers by, and 4 dogs gathered together as "Bob" walked out of some deep undergrowth tucking his shirt in his trousers followed by a blonde woman!

 

Talk about sh*tting on your own doorstep.

A funny story but is that bit that i highlighted true??????........

 

 

100% mate. The other dogs were all lapdog things, and because ours is a ridgeback, they assumed she would somehow be able to herd it closer. My mrs laughed when they said it, but gave it a go.

 

FFS........Where did this happen...? Wasn't in Dunfermline was it.................

 

What you getting at

[Malt 379]

Sure he wasn't shitting

Oh aye, and where did the blonde come into it, holding the toilet roll I suppose?

[The one 8,511]

No wonder lab asked if i had seen walshie's post

[The one 8,511]

 

Sure he wasn't shitting

Oh aye, and where did the blonde come into it, holding the toilet roll I suppose?

 

Helping him look for his dog things like that dont go on in Dunfermline ,we are supposed to be getting street light's next week its going to be a local holiday

[pip1968 2,490]

walshie ask old bob if you can walk the doberman,you just might get lucky

[Malt 379]

walshie ask old bob if you can walk the doberman,you just might get lucky