Your Worst Nightmare

[Carraghs Gem 1,675]

Muslims breeding to a level that if civil war did break out we would be vastly outnumbered... All hunting banned, monsanto taking over so that even growing your own veg is outlawed or licenced, losing my spouse, my mother moving back to ireland.

 

Take your pick!

[RubyTex 1,957]

Getting my dogs nicked

[paulus 26]

having to explain that being a mod does not give you special phycsic powers that enable you to see pm`s :laugh:

[greatwhitehunter 47]

earning next to no money, getting overdrawn all the time, not being able to afford to go for a pint, stuck in a crap job on a shithole council estate with no dogs, no ferrets and no guns and with no light at the end of the tunnel hang on..... thats my f*king reality

[Blackbriar 8,569]

I was brought up in the city, and now I live in a village with very little traffic and get woken in the mornings by horses neighing ! I know which I prefer . ( I'll give you a hint, it's the second one !)

 

Worst nightmare? "Dad, this is my boyfriend Mohammed." Keeps me awake at night, that one !

[henarchchar 64]

first wife moving into the village

[baw 4,360]

Ordering the experts guide to catapults by J Darcy............ And it getting lost in the post.

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

having to explain that being a mod does not give you special phycsic powers that enable you to see pm`s :laugh:

 

Well, f**k me I thought you could, would and did read every single PM sent on here...and I've heard all mods and admin are fully in cahoots with RSPCA, LACS and that cuuunt Brian May...I don't believe it though - but perhaps you can clear this up Paulus????

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

Ordering the experts guide to catapults by J Darcy............ And it getting lost in the post.

 

Or it NOT getting lost in the post - surely that'd be a bigger nightmare - actually having to read the fecker

[troter58 1,711]

 

having to explain that being a mod does not give you special phycsic powers that enable you to see pm`s :laugh:

 

Well, f**k me I thought you could, would and did read every single PM sent on here...and I've heard all mods and admin are fully in cahoots with RSPCA, LACS and that cuuunt Brian May...I don't believe it though - but perhaps you can clear this up Paulus????

nice

[the_stig 6,614]

losing the mrs or kids --- i hope i go first but i`d like to be around for a while yet --- forgetting my pin number again drove mile to buy some furniture i stopped at a co-op 60 mile into my journey for cash could i fook remember it -- no one was at home so i had to turn round head home and get it out my bureau

Edited April 16, 2013 by the_stig

[paulus 26]

 

having to explain that being a mod does not give you special phycsic powers that enable you to see pm`s :laugh:

 

Well, f**k me I thought you could, would and did read every single PM sent on here...and I've heard all mods and admin are fully in cahoots with RSPCA, LACS and that cuuunt Brian May...I don't believe it though - but perhaps you can clear this up Paulus????

[stealthy1 3,964]

Having next doors staff leather my lucher yesterday evening, always been fine together until now, large swelling on front leg this morning when I woke up, just waiting for vets to do xrays and let me know if its broken, a right f**king nightmare.

[mushroom 13,055]

Living in a concrete jungle too.

 

Anything bad happening to my children/family.

 

Losing my hair (wait oh fuuck that's happening)

 

Being stuck here in Spain with no job or money.

 

A good few years ago I used to have strange horrific nightmares regarding my younger brother dying, I would wake up terrified and sweating etc, they were so convincing I used to call my mum to make sure everything was ok. Then one day I got a call saying he'd died never really got over that

[nothernlite 18,089]

Wakening up and being English that would be my worst nightmare