PIL 7 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Put em up on here Just seen the plans for Maggie Thatchers grave and it is really beautiful. Should have made the dance floor bigger though. Thatcher has only been in hell 20 mins and has already shut down 3 furnaces. The chances of anyone mourning Thatcher are about as good as someone with Parkinsons disease winning a game of Jenga. Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted April 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Police are searching the internet for any specific threat to Margaret Thatcher's funeral.F*cking lazy b*****ds, think of your own ideas. When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "f***ing brilliant!"Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene. David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence.It starts, "I regret to inform you that due to recent events, you now have too many bedrooms..." I can understand that Gorbachev is too sick to attend Thatchers funeral, but Reagan not showing up is a disgrace. "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated.Unfortunately, we've no coal left Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 It’s been announced that Margaret Thatcher will have a state funeral. The former PM is to be buried at the bottom of a man made lake.Or at least she will be once we’ve finished pissing on her grave. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Her and jimmy Saville will be meeting up in the afterlife and comparing numbers on how many miners they f****d... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 no a joke,but seen a wee old glasgow man being interviewed,and asked is there anything good maggie did in scotland? Aye she brought salmon back up the clyde,cause she shut down all the bloody industry.lol 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 8,631 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 .Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher’s state funeral. It’ll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin. I’d jump for joy at Thatcher’s passing were it not for my fragile bones brought about by a lack of milk as a child. April 2013 – Margaret Thatcher dies. May 2013 – Hell privatised. So we’ve had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies. Coincidence? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
armdog 196 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 The miners had a strikenow Maggie's had a strokebut there's no coal in hellso there's nowt for her to stoke.The Devil won't be happythat Maggie's had to dieso he'll try and palm her offto yon other place in 'sky.The boss up theer is mercifulbut he is also very wisecan't see him accepting Maggiefor she's another Devil in disguise.I don't think Maggie will rule heavenshe's some one 'big boss waint likehe knows that he'll be buggeredif all his angels go on strike.So he'll smile at her politelyjust to humour her a bitthen just as she gets comfyhe'll drop her in a closed down pit.He'll say ' pick up yon shovelget on thi knees but not to praytha can dig coal for all eternityfor all the miners jobs tha took away.Maggie never knew that god wa browt up in Yorkshire tha nors i take no credit for this its by a poet from my home town named dennis best , i hope he doesnt mind me sharing it, it was on facebook 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 So we’ve had an Argentinian Pope for 2 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies. Coincidence? That one did it for me! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 I'm going to collect the glossy supplement in the Telegraph at the weekend - if I put it on the mantelpiece, it might keep the kids away from the fire! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scroat 62 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 T shirts for sale.the IRON lady.RUST in peace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 What's got seven eyes and kana see three blind mice and half o thatchers heed . f****n brilliant lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 What's got seven eyes and kana see three blind mice and half o thatchers heed . f****n brilliant lol What's got one pair o combats, a slapheid and diznae tell a gid joke?......... You ya daft cnut!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 What's got seven eyes and kana see three blind mice and half o thatchers heed . f****n brilliant lol What's got one pair o combats, a slapheid and diznae tell a gid joke?......... You ya daft cnut!!! lol it's better than blackbrairs is it no lol . I think it's a cracker every time I tell it I Piss my self laughing , but it's ment to be half a Sheeps heed lol best joke in the toon ) pap ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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