higgins 75 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 bullet like the skunk scent trick,is it really that bad?May have to buy some for future use, on the subject of neighbours and dogs my problem is there is a family opposite whose dog barks constantly,usually left out on the street,when that dog barks it sets mine off,so then i have to bring my dogs in the house to keep them quiet,they never bring theirs in until i let them know it's annoying everyone,no one else on the street will say 'owt,the feckers won't shut it up or bring it in even though it's barking on their doorstep,been pissed off for a while about it now,maybe that skunk stuff will come in handy yet,cheers, Higgins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Just kill the miserable fecker And feed him to your dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 my dogs would eat this dog with or without the scent,if i let them, Higgins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shotup 9 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 put your house up for sale and then tell em that the pakis or gypos are very intrested in buying it that will change thier attitude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 i think the skunk trick will do better than that,hopefully they'll wonder why everyone thinks their house and dog stinks....... Higgins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 If you want to stink him out of his house,the thing you need is 'ethanol macaptane'(sp).It is the liquid that they put the smell into natural gas.It comes in large ampules,and,if you squeezed it through his letter box,he would have to get rid of all of his carpets/wallpaper/curtains in fact most things in his house as this stuff is 'THE WORST SMELL IN THE WORLD' LITERALLY!!If you know a mains layer for the Gas board,he should be able to get you some. Somebody broke one down a drain in Bath,and,they were calling gas leaks in 12 miles away in Keynsham.If you broke one in you hands and breathed it in,you would immediately spew up.I hope this helps you and you sort your moaning neighbour out.................................Martin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginge2k6 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 If only he knew the evil thats been plotted against him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gibby 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 If only he knew the evil thats been plotted against him I know LOL if hes reading this he'll be nailing his letterbox shut!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Tried talking to the guy today in about as sociable state my temper would let me. the Ignorant c**t won't even talk about it and walks into his house, also seen his Missus talking to another neighbour two doors up and it was obviouse by the way they kept looking over what the topic of conversation was, I think Bullet has the right idea .... Cheers Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Kill the f****r and be done. Set the f****r up, get one of the young lads to knock up to his door and ask for his ball back, then arrange for you to sudddenly appear in your front garden, now here is where its gets dirty. Get the young lad to run screramimg from the fuckers garden, And then tell the old f****r that it is a criminal offence to pass such sexual remarks to a junior. Now you have him the bo**ix, so to speak. Its works, believe me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 what a classic! I could just imagine the old f****r keeling over from a Heart attack! mind you it would be the end of my problems. What the misserable twat don't understand is my dogs only 99% of the time Bark and strangers walking up his drive or strange cars, if there was ever anyone snooping about the dogs would tell me!! well I'm afraid now if anyone does attempt to screw him I'll turn a blind eye..... Cheers Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullet 129 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 i'll do it for you if we can come to some agreement on you know what Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 You could well have a deal there mate is the old twat causes me anymore greif , I feel under pressure now whenever the dogs bark....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 When I bought (mortgaged!) my own first property, I soon found out the bloke on one side was a smashing guy. Only trouble was, his wife was the bitch from hell! Didn't like me one f*ckin bit, she didn't. If I so much as farted in my own bed she'd be screaming that it had permeated the walls and was toxidifying her f*cking children. Christ, she gave me grief. Made His life hell too I shouldn't wonder. I heard one or two world class barnies going off in there. Me? Adopted the gentlemanly approach. Always polite as f*ck, right back in the face of what ever shit she sought to throw at me. Even helped him erect the concentration camp like, six foot solid fence that penned me in where once there'd been light. Then I paid him something towards the cost of blocking me out; Despite knowing damn well it was 'his side'. Anything to keep the 'peace'. No good. Bitch just kept hacking at me. Then a quite unrelated incident took place which was to change my entire life for ever. As a direct and really quite instantaneous result of which I, basicly, lost my mind. I guess I became what I am today. And ye Know what I'm like! I went back at the b*stard. No hold barred now. All Out Combat. Straight for the throat. They sold up and moved out within six f*cking weeks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,554 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 (edited) When I bought (mortgaged!) my own first property, I soon found out the bloke on one side was a smashing guy. Only trouble was, his wife was the bitch from hell! Didn't like me one f*ckin bit, she didn't. If I so much as farted in my own bed she'd be screaming that it had permeated the walls and was toxidifying her f*cking children. Christ, she gave me grief. Made His life hell too I shouldn't wonder. I heard one or two world class barnies going off in there. Me? Adopted the gentlemanly approach. Always polite as f*ck, right back in the face of what ever shit she sought to throw at me. Even helped him erect the concentration camp like, six foot solid fence that penned me in where once there'd been light. Then I paid him something towards the cost of blocking me out; Despite knowing damn well it was 'his side'. Anything to keep the 'peace'. No good. Bitch just kept hacking at me. Then a quite unrelated incident took place which was to change my entire life for ever. As a direct and really quite instantaneous result of which I, basicly, lost my mind. I guess I became what I am today. And ye Know what I'm like! I went back at the b*stard. No hold barred now. All Out Combat. Straight for the throat. They sold up and moved out within six f*cking weeks! Ditch i could tell ya the same story , but with a different ending , i got 12months bound over to keep the peace and a £400.00 fine but the tw@t wont say boo to a ghost now Edited August 1, 2007 by steve66 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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