Yappers

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

 

First lurcher I bought - more than 35 years ago - was supposed to be a beddy x whippet - collie x grey bitch 12 months old advertised in our local Fine Fare supermarket - paid £20 for it from the local cammo clad Fred Rolfe wannabe ("f*****g great bitch this son - one of the best I've had" - ha ha how gullible was I?)

 

I spent a week finding the parts and cobbling together an old motorbike battery and a headlamp and 'borrowing' a charger and armed with good advice from Plummer's Complete Lurcher (weren't we all) set out to murder the entire Border's bunny population.

 

Never been more excited in my life - good night for it - first field, quick shine, must have been 20 rabbits sitting well out from the hedgerow - wee bitch switched on slipped and thundering towards one of the unsuspecting conies... which clicking what's what makes for the hedge, bitch puts in a few turns, my heart thumping and adrenaline pumping through my body...AND THEN IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT... YAP, YAP YAPPITY f*****g YAP...aye right "one of the best bitches I've ever had" lying c**t...jesus this bitch sang like a canary...

 

She came straight back to me - bit of a bonus - but by this point every other rabbit had hightailed it home - not good.

 

Hunted about with the wee thing - quite liked her actually - for 6 months or so, caught a few rabbits and had a we bit fun with her it became clear pretty quickly that a yapping dog wasn't going to figure in my plans...got a cracking pet home for her and used to see her now and again out on exercise. She lived 'til she was about 16...

 

Does anyone on here put up with a dog that opens up - yaps when under pressure - I know a couple of lads who run dogs which open up...wouldn't suit me at all and luckily my yapping experience came early in life...

 

Or would you rehome a yapper and go back to the drawing board...????

nice write up mate and you did the best thing and got rid its a pity you were not told the truth when buying the dog but you have some fine animals now that you should and will be proud off thare always in tiptop conditon and are ding a perfect job for you and you have had some great sport this year atb bud9

Hey mate - it's been a great season to be honest a bit slow to start with one or two niggles but it's been on fire since Christmas...couldn't be happier out again tomorrow and then gonna call it a day we all need a bit of rest and recuperation (mostly me)...collie x has had a hard season and has seriously impressed...he was two years old yesterday...fingers crossed he's gonna be a proper dog - by f**k he's a brave one - all good...

[B.P.R 2,798]

 

PENNYWISE.....

You would give a yapper 'the lead injection'......

but happily keep a dog that...

-Wont listen in the field.

-hunts up all the time

And

-pulls the pudding off the quarry.

Not only that, but you are wanting to breed off her.....

Seems her main fault is that she is WHITE http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/283962-any-body-out-there-with-a-top-class-stud-dog-willing-to-put-it-over-my-bitch/

Ive got a whippet here lets out a YIP....i

BUT....

-listens to me out in the field

-doesnt hunt up

And

-doesnt pull the pudding off quarry.....

Most importantly, shes BLUE.....

Only 'injection' she will be getting.....

Is a meat injection, when i want to pump her.....shes that good

You dirty mucky tramp you need help shagging your own dog f**k me mate you need to take that off pumping her with a meat injection when i want to pump her up. What when your gurt knocks ya back. Giving it am just off down to shed love sort mi nets out when really ya mucky c**t ya doing that dirt bag get f****d muppet. Your dog hasnt got the staying power as this bitch of mine as bum twat. Put ya money where your mouth is an if you've got a dog that the staying power and wind like this dog. Then will meet up next season div and have a match dirty f*****g tramp.

Meet up and what?......

 

Let me pump your dog?

 

[Johnjlb90 36]

so thats wer you got your name Edited March 27, 2013 by Johnjlb90

[trigger2 3,204]

Its not good that a dog lets a yap ,yelp,bark, or any other noise ,only time it should make any noise is when its marking up no dog should start yapin on field its wrong and just makes quarry feel uncomfortable and neverse. And if youve got permission and use the same dog every time you go out on same land the quarry will get that neverse they wont come far out into field and stay close to the warren. And i know what ya guna come up with what if we are ferreting and not lamping well just keep it as a day time dog. But i like mine to do both thats just me.

 

if youve got one dog and go out on the same permission regular the quarry will become neverse even if the dog does or does'nt bark/yapp. running the quarry regular and missing it makes it wise up and become lamp shy. i wouldnt have thought a yipping dog wouldnt make a great deal of difference to how fast the quarry became neverse.

[penny wise 136]

 

Its not good that a dog lets a yap ,yelp,bark, or any other noise ,only time it should make any noise is when its marking up no dog should start yapin on field its wrong and just makes quarry feel uncomfortable and neverse. And if youve got permission and use the same dog every timame you go out on same land the quarry will get that neverse they wont come far out into field and stay close to the warren. And i know what ya guna come up with what if we are ferreting and not lamping well just keep it as a day time dog. But i like mine to do both thats just me.

if youve got one dog and go out on the same permission regular the quarry will become neverse even if the dog does or does'nt bark/yapp. running the quarry regular and missing it makes it wise up and become lamp shy. i wouldnt have thought a yipping dog wouldnt make a great deal of difference to how fast the quarry became neverse.

Well that makes it worse if there lamp shy now there guna be yap shy lol.

[pip1968 2,490]

so if the farmers dogs bark all the time wouldnt the rabbits move away from the farm,cause thats funny that ive took plenty of rabbits in and around farms with dogs barking

[penny wise 136]

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

Pennywise??? Sure 'IT' was a clown wasn't it???

[Rake aboot 4,936]

 

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

Pennywise??? Sure 'IT' was a clown wasn't it???

 

 

Aye,, in a book by John Denver !

[Johnjlb90 36]

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

i seen your dog tied up outside yapping last week lol

[penny wise 136]

so if the farmers dogs bark all the time wouldnt the rabbits move away from the farm,cause thats funny that ive took plenty of rabbits in and around farms with dogs barking

farm dogs are on yard and not running fields and the quarry will click onto that pal.

[penny wise 136]

 

 

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

 

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

Pennywise??? Sure 'IT' was a clown wasn't it???

yeah pal Evil c**t that put fear in to every f****r good film.

[penny wise 136]

 

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

i seen your dog tied up outside yapping last week lol

Youve got wrong dog pal that wasnt mine mine owels with it having spider monkey cross owla monkey its a sharp owel just like your lass when next doors knocking back out of her. Ya know that dont ya.

[penny wise 136]

 

 

 

 

 

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

 

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

Pennywise??? Sure 'IT' was a clown wasn't it???

 

Aye,, in a book by John Denver !

No but your lasd is in readers wifes ya muppet

[Rake aboot 4,936]

 

 

 

 

 

 

4597259-1.jpgso thats wer you got your name

Where did you see that pal funny as f**k

Pennywise??? Sure 'IT' was a clown wasn't it???

 

Aye,, in a book by John Denver !

No but your lasd is in readers wifes ya muppet

 

What the f**k are you on about you f***ing idiot ?? you`ve really made yerselk out to be a total dick