Guest Scuba1 Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied... "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferret15 0 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 except i don't think a kiss three times a week would fulfill my sexual appetite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 except i don't think a kiss three times a week would fulfill my sexual appetite It definatly wouldnt fulfill mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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